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Portland, OR

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Thursday Jun 16, 2005

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"Iron: for blood cells so tough, they have tattoos."

That was printed under the cap of my smoothie. I don't think breakfast should try to be funny this early in the morning.

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Hint - Adderall treats ADD, but apparently does nothing to alleviate chronic laziness:



This could be.

Instead, though, I'm more rubbery, less tanned, and I drool excessively in my sleep.

I was thinking about that at the grocery store just a little while ago, and I realized that I hadn't woken up this morning all moist and nasty, as per usual. I was pretty excited about that until it occurred to me that I never got to sleep at all last night.

It actually took me a minute to remember that. I sat dumbfounded in the produce aisle between the apples and the plantains, slackjawed and glossy-eyed, while it sank in. I'm sure it would have been amusing to watch. Sadly, I didn't have the presence of mind to take a phonecam snapshot, so you'll just have to close your eyes and imagine it.


It's also worthwhile to note that I just whipped up the best scrambled eggs in the universe, and then promptly ate them.

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friday afternoon and saturday morning sure are taking their sweet time in getting here.


... SG ought to have a [face_plain] smiley.
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devil_bitch:
I am too busy imagining tough as nailks blood cells with tattoos and cigarettes hanging out of their non existent mouths.. Where would the tattoos go? It's not like they have arms or anything.... confused
Jun 15, 2005
meta:
that's super adorable.

I, too, hate it when food packaging tries to be funny. I guess Taco Bell hot sauce packets do it now too. what a time to be alive.

PS anglerfish is so not that scary. so quit yer yakkin'.
Jun 16, 2005

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