"Iron: for blood cells so tough, they have tattoos."
That was printed under the cap of my smoothie. I don't think breakfast should try to be funny this early in the morning.
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Hint - Adderall treats ADD, but apparently does nothing to alleviate chronic laziness:
This could be.
Instead, though, I'm more rubbery, less tanned, and I drool excessively in my sleep.
I was thinking about that at the grocery store just a little while ago, and I realized that I hadn't woken up this morning all moist and nasty, as per usual. I was pretty excited about that until it occurred to me that I never got to sleep at all last night.
It actually took me a minute to remember that. I sat dumbfounded in the produce aisle between the apples and the plantains, slackjawed and glossy-eyed, while it sank in. I'm sure it would have been amusing to watch. Sadly, I didn't have the presence of mind to take a phonecam snapshot, so you'll just have to close your eyes and imagine it.
It's also worthwhile to note that I just whipped up the best scrambled eggs in the universe, and then promptly ate them.
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friday afternoon and saturday morning sure are taking their sweet time in getting here.
... SG ought to have a [face_plain] smiley.
That was printed under the cap of my smoothie. I don't think breakfast should try to be funny this early in the morning.
*****
Hint - Adderall treats ADD, but apparently does nothing to alleviate chronic laziness:
This could be.
Instead, though, I'm more rubbery, less tanned, and I drool excessively in my sleep.
I was thinking about that at the grocery store just a little while ago, and I realized that I hadn't woken up this morning all moist and nasty, as per usual. I was pretty excited about that until it occurred to me that I never got to sleep at all last night.
It actually took me a minute to remember that. I sat dumbfounded in the produce aisle between the apples and the plantains, slackjawed and glossy-eyed, while it sank in. I'm sure it would have been amusing to watch. Sadly, I didn't have the presence of mind to take a phonecam snapshot, so you'll just have to close your eyes and imagine it.
It's also worthwhile to note that I just whipped up the best scrambled eggs in the universe, and then promptly ate them.
*****
friday afternoon and saturday morning sure are taking their sweet time in getting here.
... SG ought to have a [face_plain] smiley.
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I, too, hate it when food packaging tries to be funny. I guess Taco Bell hot sauce packets do it now too. what a time to be alive.
PS anglerfish is so not that scary. so quit yer yakkin'.