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Portland, OR

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Thursday Jun 02, 2005

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"you were bigger and brighter and whiter than snow."

- I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted and feeling like utter crap, and now I get to drive 7 hours down to south florida so that I can be in town to videotape this preschool graduation ceremony for the parents of all the little graduating tykes. I like the work, but I am NOT looking forward to the death-defying adventure that will be this evening's journey home. In addition, this means that anything in the apartment that can't be said to have creatures living in, on, or about it has been bumped from my priority list. I hope that by acknowledging how incredibly gross I know this is, you won't judge me too harshly.

- Girls seem perfectly willing to flirt with me unless I'm interested in them. I don't know how that works, whether it's subconsciously retroactive on my part, or what... but on the whole, it's stupid. There have been isolated instances - like today, for example - where a girl that I'm interested in engages in a fliratious conversation with me. This is how I know she's dating somebody.

- Internet Help Desk guys are total assholes. Seriously, Tech Support work seems to be mostly for people who want to feel one or two elementary grades smarter than everyone else. My job today was to listen in on this guy's calls for 3 hours so that I could get a feel for how I'm supposed to help people out, and even the sweetest of callers got needlessly heckled. REAMED. I wonder what would happen to these schmucks if you took away the mute key on their headsets. My money's on explosive decompression.

And so I'm off, cats and kittens. Be excellent to each other.

X_X


edit: Mom had several Amber Bocks chilling in the fridge waiting for me. I'm so warm and fuzzy right now, I can barely stand it.

My mommy pwnz.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
i_poop_too_much:
Oh, I see. Amber Bocks AND an awesome mother. Well, la-dee-freakin-da, Mister Special Pants! tongue wink
Jun 5, 2005
mrshateyourself:
You. You are neat and things should stop sucking for you post haste.

Okay?

Great. Thanks.

smile
Jun 5, 2005

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