inlikeflynn

"And here is the news for Wombats:"

a number of things.

1.) yes, my ass is spectacular. no, I won't ever do that to you again. yes, I swear.

please, stop crying.

2.) needing to use Adobe Acrobat for anything is the pc equivalent of stepping in shit. it is, hands down, the most obnoxious program I have ever been forced to use. I liken the experience to attempting to open files on an angry rhinoceros. you can click and drag and swear and spit for all you're worth, but you're a fool to expect anything good to come out of it.

3.) philosophy exam = spanked. and if you don't think that's something to be proud of, check out my notes:



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yeah.

4.) driving by Ruby Diamond Auditorium today and seeing all of the graduating seniors dressed in their caps and gowns, hugging parents and grandparents and taking pictures by the fountain, it suddenly occurred to me that I ought to have been there with them this afternoon. and I don't think it would bother me so much to be graduating late if I didn't know that it was a result of my piss-poor study habits and non-existent work ethic.

so, there's that.

did I mention I spanked my philosophy exam, though? I think I might have mentioned that.

spanked.

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