BLEAUGH WTF WHY AM I INCAPABLE OF GETTING A GORGEOUS AMAZONIAN GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER EVEN WHEN SHE STICKS HER FACE ON MY CHEST TO SEE IF MY SHIRT GLOWS IN THE DSARK?
Seriously though, I also stole a pitcher from Bullwinkle's, but don't tell anybody.
wheeeeeeeeeee.
ps - I recognize that rationally, there's nothing exciting about being drunk unless you're 15. Still, there's a kind of exhilaration that comes from walking out into the kitchen buck-ass naked to make yourself a jam sandwich because you just don't give a shit if your roommate should happen to be out and about.
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Nightwish isn't on the soundtrack, so far as I know...
I mean, seriously. I got beat out on directing for my favorite band, King's X, go to www.insideoutmusic.com and check out the video for "Alone"....see what this AWARD WINNING DIRECTOR came up with.....
It shocks me how bad videos get made so often.
Nightwish rocks and you know it.