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if I'm ever going to have sex again, I need to stop surrounding myself with images of terrifying vaginae.
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WOULD YOU TRADE:
The life you know, complete with the occasional excitement and peppered with letdowns and lengthy periods of boredom and drudgery,
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A significantly shorter life, creatively edited to accentuate the good in order to punctuate the bad, filled with things done...
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if I'm ever going to have sex again, I need to stop surrounding myself with images of terrifying vaginae.
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WOULD YOU TRADE:
The life you know, complete with the occasional excitement and peppered with letdowns and lengthy periods of boredom and drudgery,
FOR
A significantly shorter life, creatively edited to accentuate the good in order to punctuate the bad, filled with things done...
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alyk:
Here's another terrifying vagina for you to look at--no, it's not mine...My vagina kicks ass.
k_kat:
It's terrible.....he's says something direct and I can't come up with a good response.....then I throw him a line and he doesn't bite. It's was just ....sad...really sad! 
she gets too hungry
for dinner at 8.
she loves the theatre
and never comes late.
she'd never bother
with someone she'd hate.
that's why the lady is a tramp.
doesn't like crap games
with barons or earls.
won't go to harlem
in ermine and pearls.
won't dish the dirt
with the rest of the girls.
that's why that lady is a tramp.
work is...
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for dinner at 8.
she loves the theatre
and never comes late.
she'd never bother
with someone she'd hate.
that's why the lady is a tramp.
doesn't like crap games
with barons or earls.
won't go to harlem
in ermine and pearls.
won't dish the dirt
with the rest of the girls.
that's why that lady is a tramp.
work is...
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k_kat:
Haha 
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verandi:
part of my brain just melted away trying to form a picture of what that would look like.
(ululate.)
(ululate.)
devil_bitch:
I remember seeing Freaked on cable too and going wow this is cool. Oh look it's Alex Winter. I didnt realize that he wrote and directed it either. Thank you SG.
Congrats on your new baby. She's a bute!!!
Congrats on your new baby. She's a bute!!!
Dictionary.com's Word of the Day for Tuesday July 19, 2005
flummox (FLUM-uhks), transitive verb:
To confuse; to perplex.
And now it's time for your regularly scheduled social upheaval.
Names have been changed so that I don't feel like a prat.
Wednesday Night, 9:00pm
Durty Nelly's Irish Pub
One Month Ago
Michelle is dating John. Ted is dating Angelina. I'm unaffiliated. Everybody's happy.
Wednesday Night, 9:00pm...
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flummox (FLUM-uhks), transitive verb:
To confuse; to perplex.
And now it's time for your regularly scheduled social upheaval.
Names have been changed so that I don't feel like a prat.
Wednesday Night, 9:00pm
Durty Nelly's Irish Pub
One Month Ago
Michelle is dating John. Ted is dating Angelina. I'm unaffiliated. Everybody's happy.
Wednesday Night, 9:00pm...
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verandi:
team clean feet! coming at ya!
also: diphthong.
also: diphthong.
mortimer:
JEEZ indeed!
Maybe i should kick all their asses for you?
Maybe i should kick all their asses for you?
"character is what you are in the dark"
I don't write enough in this journal. And when I say "enough," I don't mean "often," because I certainly do that. What I mean is that I used to have thoughts, sit down at the keyboard, and hash them through to their grisly end, regardless of where they ended up or what muddy, horrifying shit...
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I don't write enough in this journal. And when I say "enough," I don't mean "often," because I certainly do that. What I mean is that I used to have thoughts, sit down at the keyboard, and hash them through to their grisly end, regardless of where they ended up or what muddy, horrifying shit...
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meta:
Witticism for Everyday Life:
peppermint candies are teh devil.
-InLikeFlynn
(betcha didn't see that one coming )
peppermint candies are teh devil.
-InLikeFlynn
(betcha didn't see that one coming
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k_kat:
Haha.
Haha.
tish:
Well, I've found that men who actually fear or dislike real-life lesbians are more common than men who actually think they are all blondes with long hair who, for some reason, really enjoy being in porn. Perhaps it's just me.
Homecooked Italian food, a free place to stay, and license to roam the streets of New York City. It's taking all of my willpower to keep from just pulling up my tent pegs and going without telling anyone.
I'm going to need to settle into a profession that allows for constant and unpredictable mobility.
Dru and Marie were supposed to be heading to New York...
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I'm going to need to settle into a profession that allows for constant and unpredictable mobility.
Dru and Marie were supposed to be heading to New York...
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meta:
I think I like penguins better than puffins because they have CLASS. puffins are the whore-iest of birds. they always look like they're wearing too much makeup.
tish:
I told Walgreens my grandpa had a stroke and was dying in the hospital so I had to fly down to Houston once.
I think I just stayed home and slept.
I think I just stayed home and slept.
"I made a pretty fantastic salmon filet last night."
"Sammonfillay? Should I know what that is?"
"Salmon. Salmon, like, the fish. A filet of Salmon the Fish. Fish in filet form."
"Oh."
"You should have been there. It was a flavor party."
"I'm a vegetarian, anyway."
"Fish isn't meat."
"Yes, it is. Fish is most definitely meat."
"It isn't meat. It's fish."
"It's meat."
"By...
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"Sammonfillay? Should I know what that is?"
"Salmon. Salmon, like, the fish. A filet of Salmon the Fish. Fish in filet form."
"Oh."
"You should have been there. It was a flavor party."
"I'm a vegetarian, anyway."
"Fish isn't meat."
"Yes, it is. Fish is most definitely meat."
"It isn't meat. It's fish."
"It's meat."
"By...
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k_kat:
That's why I made a vow of no more roomates. 
Netflix movie of the day: Willard
... so who do I find in my kitchen when I get home from Karaoke, sifting through my garbage in the dark? Why, a tiny, scraggly, mangy, white and brown house mouse.
Picture it: here comes Stephen, up the steps two at a time, singing You're Just Too Marvelous in a key that is not entirely unlike one found...
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... so who do I find in my kitchen when I get home from Karaoke, sifting through my garbage in the dark? Why, a tiny, scraggly, mangy, white and brown house mouse.
Picture it: here comes Stephen, up the steps two at a time, singing You're Just Too Marvelous in a key that is not entirely unlike one found...
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meta:
most people pick Unchained Melody because they think they can sing, but they can't, and You've Lost That Loving Feeling is much easier to sing. so I would pick that. I analyze things too much. that's why no one invites me to do karaoke anymore.
bluevalentine:
sexy word of the day: wainscoting
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southernbelle:
Awww, such cute pictures!! 
I'll be sure to take lots on the camping trip!!!!
I'll be sure to take lots on the camping trip!!!!
sticks:
Photos of fun + me = jealousy. No holidays for me until the cold sets in. Bah!
Arf.
I want to update with Buffalo stuff, but I have no internet at home. Comcast is apparently down for the whole city. Props to Hurricane Dennis.
meanwhile, though, I thought I'd mention that since I can't piss around online at home, I've been watching a lot of West Wing season 2. I spent most of yesterday sitting on the floor playing chess on my...
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I want to update with Buffalo stuff, but I have no internet at home. Comcast is apparently down for the whole city. Props to Hurricane Dennis.
meanwhile, though, I thought I'd mention that since I can't piss around online at home, I've been watching a lot of West Wing season 2. I spent most of yesterday sitting on the floor playing chess on my...
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theshinobi:
I'd show Zoey Bartlet my oh face if I were you. 
I guess that's enough carnal references outta me for this journal...
I guess that's enough carnal references outta me for this journal...
dexie:
I looked for pics of her and I have no idea who she is. Bah! pics!