Oh, god. I just scarfed a jalapeno and cheese Whataburger.
In my head, it sounds so gross, but wh0ly cr4p, it was delicious. Probably because of the 16 beers I had that led up to it. Awesome.
I love you guys. Seriously. It might be the beer talking, but it probably isn't. If you were all here in my room with me, there would be...
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In my head, it sounds so gross, but wh0ly cr4p, it was delicious. Probably because of the 16 beers I had that led up to it. Awesome.
I love you guys. Seriously. It might be the beer talking, but it probably isn't. If you were all here in my room with me, there would be...
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fatality:
One of my irrational hatreds is people who have eyes that are slightly off. I am so rude, but it is a fact of my existence, and I just had to reveal it to you.
threestares:
i am not sure that i understand: the more you remove the crap from people the more complicated they become?
mmm....
mmm....
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meta:
Harley Quinn!!!!!
you get a hug.
you get a hug.
mrshateyourself:
Well then have a nap.
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
I hope you caught the reference, otherwise that would seem quite random. Although, I am the random sort of girl.. so it wouldn't be THAT surprising.
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
I hope you caught the reference, otherwise that would seem quite random. Although, I am the random sort of girl.. so it wouldn't be THAT surprising.
"you were bigger and brighter and whiter than snow."
- I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted and feeling like utter crap, and now I get to drive 7 hours down to south florida so that I can be in town to videotape this preschool graduation ceremony for the parents of all the little graduating tykes. I like the work, but I am NOT looking forward...
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- I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted and feeling like utter crap, and now I get to drive 7 hours down to south florida so that I can be in town to videotape this preschool graduation ceremony for the parents of all the little graduating tykes. I like the work, but I am NOT looking forward...
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i_poop_too_much:
Oh, I see. Amber Bocks AND an awesome mother. Well, la-dee-freakin-da, Mister Special Pants! 
mrshateyourself:
You. You are neat and things should stop sucking for you post haste.
Okay?
Great. Thanks.
Okay?
Great. Thanks.
Q: What is the surest way to keep me from doing my homework?
A: Give me homework.
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3-day weekend. I played Halo 2, ate cookies, biked around, went to the sinkhole, hung out at Brother's for '80s Night, and got some sun and some reading done out by the pool this morning. I spent the afternoon with Mike and his girlfriend barbecuing and watching...
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A: Give me homework.
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3-day weekend. I played Halo 2, ate cookies, biked around, went to the sinkhole, hung out at Brother's for '80s Night, and got some sun and some reading done out by the pool this morning. I spent the afternoon with Mike and his girlfriend barbecuing and watching...
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strix:
thank you. today i get to test all the products so i should be smelling pretty good haha.
when you start the firm for slackers let me know, that would be a perfect job for me!
when you start the firm for slackers let me know, that would be a perfect job for me!
i_poop_too_much:
Nay, nay....I meant how do you feel about writing on/about religion? You see, I'm in desperate need of a writer, for I'm not a writer and my idea is so.....openended. And ambitious. Andwhatnot.
"can't take my eyes off you."
girls are distracting.
girls are distracting.
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leola:
Hell Yeah! 
mrshateyourself:
Girls ARE distracting.. and I find it particularly distracting that the drawr-ing of Courtney Love above somehow resembles Mick Jagger.
As per your last entry.. LOVELY homemade Dr. Who shirt, I say. Even better drawing of the Tardis.
As per your last entry.. LOVELY homemade Dr. Who shirt, I say. Even better drawing of the Tardis.
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theshinobi:
You just look like you're getting tail. Good tail at that.
fatallyyours:
That's a great shirt!
http://www.google.com/sms/howtouse.html
According to Princeton's glossary web resource, "Excited" is defined as being "in an aroused state."
Yeah. That's totally true. This new feature makes me WET.
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I invented a new kind of chicken marinade today. Sorta new. It was a mishmash of things, unnatural and frightening. Like the platypus, or A Different World. A delicious affront to God. O, day and night, but it...
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According to Princeton's glossary web resource, "Excited" is defined as being "in an aroused state."
Yeah. That's totally true. This new feature makes me WET.
******
I invented a new kind of chicken marinade today. Sorta new. It was a mishmash of things, unnatural and frightening. Like the platypus, or A Different World. A delicious affront to God. O, day and night, but it...
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i_poop_too_much:
......dude, next time I'm in Florida we've got to hang out. I have to bring you to Pensacola to visit my buddy's workshop....have a look at some of the cool things I've worked on with him. www.tmlindsey.com I think you'll recognize a few.
Er, edited to add....if the magic workshop is available. Visitors are few and far between!
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I have to bring you to Pensacola to visit my buddy's workshop....have a look at some of the cool things I've worked on with him. www.tmlindsey.com I think you'll recognize a few.
Er, edited to add....if the magic workshop is available.
Visitors are few and far between![Edited on May 25, 2005 9:48AM]
lucy:
Thanks for the sweet comment on my set, it made my day.
"your very first kiss
was your first kiss goodbye."
Super-Mega-Wicked-Rad-Update Time, kids. AREN'T YOU EXCITED? I am.
So, I'm on a road-tripping-in-Georgia kick. (an uber-bonkers hyphen kick, too. GO TEAM HYPHENS) I decided to head up to Atlanta this weekend to visit some old friends, and took a state road that I'd never used before, just for the sake of excitement and adventure....
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was your first kiss goodbye."
Super-Mega-Wicked-Rad-Update Time, kids. AREN'T YOU EXCITED? I am.
So, I'm on a road-tripping-in-Georgia kick. (an uber-bonkers hyphen kick, too. GO TEAM HYPHENS) I decided to head up to Atlanta this weekend to visit some old friends, and took a state road that I'd never used before, just for the sake of excitement and adventure....
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meta:
you had ME at uber-bonkers hyphen kick. I do that too.
and, I dunno, this totally made my day, even though it's about 9:12 in the a.m. and much is left to be happenatin'.
shrug.
and, I dunno, this totally made my day, even though it's about 9:12 in the a.m. and much is left to be happenatin'.
shrug.
bluevalentine:
homo weiner? See, this is how rumors get started
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dusty:
i am sorry to say, but i haven't watched the video yet...but i'm super glad you loved those channels...(i'm kinda scared to see it actually..shhh don't tell anyone ahahahah)
_bettie_:
:sniffle: Well, all I want is for Toffee to be happy, if you make Toffee happy, then I guess that's how things should be.
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fatality:
I am glad then; thank you.
bluevalentine:
I just realised you look like my bartender. I love my bartender. Therefor, but some huge stroke of luck, I love you too.
And Toyota Corolla love great use of Engrish.
And Toyota Corolla love great use of Engrish.
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sticks:
So...does that last second-to-last picture mean there are orcs in your car? 
sticks:
Yeah, I kinda felt like that as I was watching it - but the second watch worked a lot better.
I feel like that about a lot of cult movies nowadays tho'. It took me 2 or 3 watches of Donnie Darko before I appreciated it.
They certainly don't have the immediate "yessss!" quality that some of the older cult movies (Heathers, fer example) have. But then, I am old and jaded.
How's your jaw, by the way?
I feel like that about a lot of cult movies nowadays tho'. It took me 2 or 3 watches of Donnie Darko before I appreciated it.
They certainly don't have the immediate "yessss!" quality that some of the older cult movies (Heathers, fer example) have. But then, I am old and jaded.
How's your jaw, by the way?
umm.. also. do you know of any other idiot monkey games to keep me occupied for a while??
and crazy humping with a mass amount of humans in your room sounds fun.