I've decided that I am going to start cataloging my journal entries after some of the nights I go out and we are going to go thru them at the end of the year at the tattoo shop. Too many good stories, so we have to keep it all written down for future entertainment.
So last night: Me, BANKKY, Cello, and a couple other friends start our night off at the strip club, didn't stay too long. Then we did a Chinese fire drill at LittlePinkStar's place. Then after that the fun began.
We went to a little corner bar close to the tattoo shop to play some pool, and this old nasty ass lady wants to play pool with us. Ok, we are all nice and won't say no, so she plays.. We start the game and she said whoever wins gets to do body shots off of her.
Needless to say nobody wanted to win... Then she proceeds to tell us how badly she wants to get laid and just won't stop... The puke smilies do not do this justice. She actually said she would not let Cello tattoo her unless he fucked her first... Do you feel sorry for her, pity her or just be plain disgusted? So we take off out of this place, she comes running out the door wanting to go with us, running is not an exaggeration.. We burned tires getting the hell out of there.. 
So we end the night (I thought) at another strip club. Afterwards we split to all head home, and go figure I get the call to go over to Cello's place. Now picture this people. Cello, me, 5 strippers playing drunken double-dutch jump rope in his "rec-room" with a 50' foot thick ass extension cord. Lights were shattering; pictures were breaking, strippers getting welts from jumping in too soon or standing too close to the damn cord! DOUBLE-DUTCH NIPPLE FLICKING!!! One girl slips on the floor as she is jumping into the jump rope and lands flat on her back all tangled up in the "rope"... I don't care who you are, thats funny!
Also note to self: Guys, myself especially, CANNOT hula-hoop!!
So last night: Me, BANKKY, Cello, and a couple other friends start our night off at the strip club, didn't stay too long. Then we did a Chinese fire drill at LittlePinkStar's place. Then after that the fun began.
We went to a little corner bar close to the tattoo shop to play some pool, and this old nasty ass lady wants to play pool with us. Ok, we are all nice and won't say no, so she plays.. We start the game and she said whoever wins gets to do body shots off of her.
Needless to say nobody wanted to win... Then she proceeds to tell us how badly she wants to get laid and just won't stop... The puke smilies do not do this justice. She actually said she would not let Cello tattoo her unless he fucked her first... Do you feel sorry for her, pity her or just be plain disgusted? So we take off out of this place, she comes running out the door wanting to go with us, running is not an exaggeration.. We burned tires getting the hell out of there..
So we end the night (I thought) at another strip club. Afterwards we split to all head home, and go figure I get the call to go over to Cello's place. Now picture this people. Cello, me, 5 strippers playing drunken double-dutch jump rope in his "rec-room" with a 50' foot thick ass extension cord. Lights were shattering; pictures were breaking, strippers getting welts from jumping in too soon or standing too close to the damn cord! DOUBLE-DUTCH NIPPLE FLICKING!!! One girl slips on the floor as she is jumping into the jump rope and lands flat on her back all tangled up in the "rope"... I don't care who you are, thats funny!
Also note to self: Guys, myself especially, CANNOT hula-hoop!!
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fishnets_lipstix:
heh, too funny. thanks for sharing. made me smile.
evil1:
Arrrrr matey! 