inkdpanda

the funnest adventure happened. me and my friend sarah were at a burger joint, this fat 17 little shit weasel was being a douche and asshole to this kid. so i game up and talk really loud about them so him and his girl(who i'm pretty sure were on a first date) can overhear. it was priceless. then as we were leavig i said to him "later douche" and he storms outside and yells "what did you call me?!" i spazzed my hand up and down like a wave saying "have a good day buddy!" and he fucking follows us. then they get stuck at the light and i yell "oh no they're stuck at the light!" he gets even madder. he keeps screaming HEY! and i brush him off. he gets semi-close and deepens his voice and yells again, right as we enter a restaurant door. we just go in and out the other side and completely lose them! He was dragging this girl along and i'm pretty sure he scoured the restaurant, all around downtown, and completely ruined his day and chances of dating that girl! ahaha.

but in all honesty, this other kid walked in with a busted nose and he was being a real fucking asshole to the kid. saying shit like, "next time walk on the pavement, not land on it!*snarl snarl*" this little girl even said he was a douche. all in all i did such a cliche move of walking in a building and straight out the other side to lose him, priceless, just priceless.