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getting paid, getting a gas mask for halloween, making 13 layer buffalo whole wheat lasagna for friends(but real reason is i need food left over for my tattoo the next day) AND MY HALF SLEEVE AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Haven't heard from my boss in a month. talked to him today, he had someone else make video tutorials even when i offered to make them. so he's kind of an asshole and now i need to change mine to match this guy's videos. at least he turned in my timesheet! now i at least have work even though it's a total asshole way of...
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BUBBLE WRAP costume PLUS LINGERIE underneath: SEXY BUBBLE WRAP

peppers_:
nice xD
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a variant of "calm your tits!"

Calm Your tit. Just one. The other is your party tit.

If internet explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser then you can ask that girl out.

And I've said this for the whole past year, but "educate yourself you uncultured swine!" My co-worker said "...coming from the business major" to which I responded "it's...
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almost_missed:
Hahaha the Internet explorer one got me
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went to bed at 1am because i couldnt breathe. woke up at 7am to help my friend study when i didnt need to study. had a midterm, work work work help another friend with homework. ive had 2 shots of espresso and 2 red bulls all day with a bit of lunch. ordering delivery(chinese!) and eating it soon whenever it gets here.

kidney doctor tomorrow....
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almost_missed:
Shit! Hope things goes well brother