Random Idiocy...
In honor of the holidays- here's a song, re-written in my style...
"A Few of My Favorite Things..." (to Blog About)
Raindrops on windows and squeaks from the piggies
Sunshine on flowers and
Beautiful tattoos on beautiful girls
These are a few of my favorite things
Moonlight on water and tasty homemade meals
Dingbats and doorknobs and stupid store people
Capturing lightning with my faithful camera
These are a few of my favorite things
Pictures that speak a thousand one words
Places to travel with stories to tell
Colorful Autumns in quiet cemeteries
These are a few of my favorite things
When people bug me
When traffic sucks
When Im feeling pissed
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I go home and blog
[Repeat all verses]
Sung in the tune of Winter Wonderland
Shes kinda fat, kinda fluffy
Her face is gray, rather lovely
Shes short and shes fun,
Our puppy loved one
Shes our happy fuzzy Shadow dog
When she wants to
She can be annoying
Also then she can be kinda cute
We love our fluffy Doggie-Pup
Our Shadow-Rooney
Cuz shes the one that always loves us thru and thru
Over the course of a weekend filled with cleaning the house, re-organizing the house, buying groceries, and a little family time- I spouted off some highly classic sentences that Hubby just made me write down for this mornings blog...
About a stuck guniea pig- "Uh oh, looks like we need to do a little Squeak extrication from the rainbow house..."
About the Dog and her sneaky eating of the dry cat food around 3am on Saturday... "I've ot ways of making you talk, child. I'll have you singing like a bird, when I'm done with you. Unlike frogs- man them things will keep their lips sealed, even when you have them in a blender and threaten to turn them into Froggy Frappe!!"
About Hubby and Doggie Pup's sleeping technique... "I live with the Duke and Dutchess of Snoresville!"
About Nibbles the piggy... " Paraniod Schizo-pig..."
About Morganna our black cat... "You are the sage retard of the fuzzy people."
About my self-proclaimed neat freakness- "I'm organizanal, dammit!"
In other news- I have a few small things left to do today around the house, like wrap a few presents, clean out the pellet stove, wash a load of laundry (after I get drastically sooty from cleaning the pellet stove, and study up on the recipe for tonight's dinner... All before SD Mom and brother "Right On" get here this afternoon/evening time.
So I better get crackin' on the gift wrappin'... since I need to have at least four done by the time our guests arrive today...
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In honor of the holidays- here's a song, re-written in my style...
"A Few of My Favorite Things..." (to Blog About)
Raindrops on windows and squeaks from the piggies
Sunshine on flowers and
Beautiful tattoos on beautiful girls
These are a few of my favorite things
Moonlight on water and tasty homemade meals
Dingbats and doorknobs and stupid store people
Capturing lightning with my faithful camera
These are a few of my favorite things
Pictures that speak a thousand one words
Places to travel with stories to tell
Colorful Autumns in quiet cemeteries
These are a few of my favorite things
When people bug me
When traffic sucks
When Im feeling pissed
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I go home and blog
[Repeat all verses]
Sung in the tune of Winter Wonderland
Shes kinda fat, kinda fluffy
Her face is gray, rather lovely
Shes short and shes fun,
Our puppy loved one
Shes our happy fuzzy Shadow dog
When she wants to
She can be annoying
Also then she can be kinda cute
We love our fluffy Doggie-Pup
Our Shadow-Rooney
Cuz shes the one that always loves us thru and thru
Over the course of a weekend filled with cleaning the house, re-organizing the house, buying groceries, and a little family time- I spouted off some highly classic sentences that Hubby just made me write down for this mornings blog...
About a stuck guniea pig- "Uh oh, looks like we need to do a little Squeak extrication from the rainbow house..."
About the Dog and her sneaky eating of the dry cat food around 3am on Saturday... "I've ot ways of making you talk, child. I'll have you singing like a bird, when I'm done with you. Unlike frogs- man them things will keep their lips sealed, even when you have them in a blender and threaten to turn them into Froggy Frappe!!"
About Hubby and Doggie Pup's sleeping technique... "I live with the Duke and Dutchess of Snoresville!"
About Nibbles the piggy... " Paraniod Schizo-pig..."
About Morganna our black cat... "You are the sage retard of the fuzzy people."
About my self-proclaimed neat freakness- "I'm organizanal, dammit!"
In other news- I have a few small things left to do today around the house, like wrap a few presents, clean out the pellet stove, wash a load of laundry (after I get drastically sooty from cleaning the pellet stove, and study up on the recipe for tonight's dinner... All before SD Mom and brother "Right On" get here this afternoon/evening time.
So I better get crackin' on the gift wrappin'... since I need to have at least four done by the time our guests arrive today...