Death toll 3 and rising...
It seems my sister's Suburban has "animal magnetism". It attracts deer. I've nicknamed it the "Bambi-mobile".
The first two kills were more or less direct hits. Today's kill was a little different. This one ran straight into the side of the car, denitng the door. Perhaps the attack was revenge for his lost brothers.
My brother-in-law gets out to take a picture of the damage, and the deer jumps up (scaring the shit out of him) but doesn't get far with two broken legs. He calls 911 to report the accident. The sheriff's deputy shows, and proceeds to pop a cap in the deer, with my brother-in-law standing there. The deer still didn't die, so he did it again.
The local deer community has determined this vehicle to be a menace. They will not rest until it is destroyed.
It seems my sister's Suburban has "animal magnetism". It attracts deer. I've nicknamed it the "Bambi-mobile".
The first two kills were more or less direct hits. Today's kill was a little different. This one ran straight into the side of the car, denitng the door. Perhaps the attack was revenge for his lost brothers.
My brother-in-law gets out to take a picture of the damage, and the deer jumps up (scaring the shit out of him) but doesn't get far with two broken legs. He calls 911 to report the accident. The sheriff's deputy shows, and proceeds to pop a cap in the deer, with my brother-in-law standing there. The deer still didn't die, so he did it again.
The local deer community has determined this vehicle to be a menace. They will not rest until it is destroyed.
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So good luck to you sir!!, and to your sister for that matter!
Glad to hear only the car gets hurt, but that's usually how those encounters go when you have a bigger vehicle.
Yeah until that commercial I never knew that I wanted a tiny giraffe.