This is the latest and, perhaps, most unecessary drunk-dial-type entry thus far... As I type it is 5AM... and I am completely under the influence of antibiotics and alcohol (sp)....
I came home, after a night of boozin (for the first time in weeks since i've been illin), realizing that my keys are in my pops' car... far away from me. I jump outta my cab, drunk, at 4:45, tip the very nice driver a five spot, wave goodbye and reach into my deeps for some key lovin... all for not.
dem shits was GONE.
So, what's a boy to do?
Sure, I could wake my peeps up at 4:30 and crash on a couch... but I'm a take no prisn'er kind of guy. I JUMP up to the fire escape ladder (and i mean JUMP, the lower rung is 7 feet off the ground!)... Once I get to the rung, I CLAW up the side of the ladder and use the concrete wall as footing (STREET side, so peeps are HONKIN' horns, threatening to call the police) until I can get a footing on the windowsillb of the ground floor apt. window and perform an acrobatic pull-up to get my ass up the ladder!!!!!!
THEN, I climb up the fire-escape, up to my apt... get in the window, praise some sort of god... then climb in... sweet jeeeezus.
Unfortunately, my spare keys are gone and i'm TRAPPED in my apt. until my pops runs back!!!!!!!!
I came home, after a night of boozin (for the first time in weeks since i've been illin), realizing that my keys are in my pops' car... far away from me. I jump outta my cab, drunk, at 4:45, tip the very nice driver a five spot, wave goodbye and reach into my deeps for some key lovin... all for not.
dem shits was GONE.
So, what's a boy to do?
Sure, I could wake my peeps up at 4:30 and crash on a couch... but I'm a take no prisn'er kind of guy. I JUMP up to the fire escape ladder (and i mean JUMP, the lower rung is 7 feet off the ground!)... Once I get to the rung, I CLAW up the side of the ladder and use the concrete wall as footing (STREET side, so peeps are HONKIN' horns, threatening to call the police) until I can get a footing on the windowsillb of the ground floor apt. window and perform an acrobatic pull-up to get my ass up the ladder!!!!!!
THEN, I climb up the fire-escape, up to my apt... get in the window, praise some sort of god... then climb in... sweet jeeeezus.
Unfortunately, my spare keys are gone and i'm TRAPPED in my apt. until my pops runs back!!!!!!!!
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Are u over your sickness?
R u still alive?
I am worried... well not too worried. Just thought I would stop by and say HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
little cutie
xoxo,
enolaB