How fucking much do I love Bill Cosby? A whole lot. I'm not kidding, I read that headline and almost fell out of my chair laughing. Before you think I'm a complete dick, I was laughing because that headline is gay. He didn't say that. Read what he did say though. I can't believe this is controversial. Well...yeah, I can. They left out the part...
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inabsentia:
"What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bill Cosby is the man times 12. Sweet Jesus. You ARE a supergenius...keep that up.
x_doug_x:
i remember watching the bill cosby hbo special when i was younger. i think it was called bill cosby himself. funny stuff.
My friend Jeremy and I, in a moment of inspired #charmer insanity, have decided we're going to record a techno cd called "This Album Is So Awesome It Will Kill You".
Featuring:
"Crackers In The Dark"
"Bootleg My Bootleg Version 2004"
"I Have VD (No I Don't)"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, And You're Going To Hell"
"Hey Jeremy, Your Mom"
"Can't Stop Lovin'...
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Featuring:
"Crackers In The Dark"
"Bootleg My Bootleg Version 2004"
"I Have VD (No I Don't)"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, And You're Going To Hell"
"Hey Jeremy, Your Mom"
"Can't Stop Lovin'...
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x_doug_x:
LOL, that is too cool. i must have a copy. hope you didnt miss my other comment, i was leaving it just as you updated.
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x_doug_x:
peace of ass. i like it. 16 years eh? you remind me, i'll be all old and senile then, but youve got my vote. but this time, maybe nader again. or maybe bush, cuz i do not like kerry, and i really think a "regime change" in this country might not be the best thing right now.
x_doug_x:
and i thought everyone here was a bush hating hippie. God bless you.
and yes she is AMAZING!!!
and youre not bad yourself
and yes she is AMAZING!!!
and youre not bad yourself
I can see the stars are on your shoulders now
and what the wind and your skin have in common
Morgantown is finishing it's rinse cycle.
I was working on a rant all day, but it left my head a little while ago. There's nothing like being fresh from the shower, and letting the breeze from a spring thunderstorm cool your skin. It feels so...
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and what the wind and your skin have in common
Morgantown is finishing it's rinse cycle.
I was working on a rant all day, but it left my head a little while ago. There's nothing like being fresh from the shower, and letting the breeze from a spring thunderstorm cool your skin. It feels so...
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x_doug_x:
can you imagine a set of you in a spring thunderstorm?! i can, HOT STUFF! 
slipinsin:
Quite a few people have recommended that I see American Splendor. Once I pay off the fortune in late fees I owe to every video place in town, I'll be sure to rent it... If I remember correctly, that was another one that I wanted to see in the theater, but it left before I got the chance...
Sometimes I'll catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my eyes will be the pale grey-blue I associate with vampire movies. It will scare me.
Every time I think about something that might be interesting to write about on here, I realize that no one on this site really knows me, and that you probably won't believe all of my crazy stories. My...
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Every time I think about something that might be interesting to write about on here, I realize that no one on this site really knows me, and that you probably won't believe all of my crazy stories. My...
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blulotus:
thats SO funny when you say you look like your 12. i'm 23 and people always say i look 16 or 17, but to make matters worse i'm only 5 feet tall,sux. 
unnecessaryz:
Somtimes more people than you think read your journal but don't leave any comments. I thought that no one read my journal when I first joined, so I recycled an old entry that I thought was pretty good. You'd have thought I re-introduced the Nazis to the world what with the shit people gave me. This is a great place if you're a writer who's looking to blow off some non-narrative steam.
Hello. I welcome myself to your planet, and I'll just make myself at home.
I will require a stack of pancakes and a caramel latte.
I'm not going to pretend that I'm not setting up camp in this webspace because Seanbaby seems to think highly of this place and it's abundance of titties. Since I believe that he knows what is rock, I figured I'd...
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I will require a stack of pancakes and a caramel latte.
I'm not going to pretend that I'm not setting up camp in this webspace because Seanbaby seems to think highly of this place and it's abundance of titties. Since I believe that he knows what is rock, I figured I'd...
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