I finally heard from my friend Jeremy for the first time in a month. He's alive! We were supposed to meet for coffee today, but he called...wait, I called him and he cancelled at the last minute. Tomorrow I guess I'm going to his new place.
I woke up this morning because the power had shut off. I'm a light sleeper. I guess somewhere in...
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I woke up this morning because the power had shut off. I'm a light sleeper. I guess somewhere in...
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Roses by the gallon!
I'm wearing pink socks with monkeys on them, a watch with three underpants gnomes, and I bought a new bra today. I love buying bras. Even if I am a Raisins girl. It's the most fun chickly activity.
Now I'm sitting here typing nonsense and trying to play Silent Hill 3 at the same time. Did I mention I played through...
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I'm wearing pink socks with monkeys on them, a watch with three underpants gnomes, and I bought a new bra today. I love buying bras. Even if I am a Raisins girl. It's the most fun chickly activity.
Now I'm sitting here typing nonsense and trying to play Silent Hill 3 at the same time. Did I mention I played through...
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kikka:
oh buy bras for me..i hate doing that. no actually i never wear them- no boobs.
but the care, ain't that granada grand? '75, and so not mine :/ but thank you!
the red baron kisses your hands
but the care, ain't that granada grand? '75, and so not mine :/ but thank you!
the red baron kisses your hands
seanbaby:
Your profile fantasy is giving me the meanest hard-on. I mean, this thing is grumpy!
An abortion doesn't mean you are un-pregnant, it means you're the mother of a dead baby
I saw that on someone's car a few weeks ago. I think that's way too fucking wordy for a bumper sticker. They could just get right to the point with VACUUM ABORTIONS SUCK.
Here's another day of funny courtesy of my The Onion calendar:
Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency...
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I saw that on someone's car a few weeks ago. I think that's way too fucking wordy for a bumper sticker. They could just get right to the point with VACUUM ABORTIONS SUCK.
Here's another day of funny courtesy of my The Onion calendar:
Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency...
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toneski:
i see bumper stickers all over the place that have way too much information on them...i want to run a line of stickers that say...
"keep your fucking religions and opinions to your own pathetic existance"
with a smily face and "shit happens" next to it
"keep your fucking religions and opinions to your own pathetic existance"
with a smily face and "shit happens" next to it
toneski:
i actually make stickers for a profession, along with signs and shit, lets come uip with something completely rude and get rich. love the HAR HAR
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volkov:
that is an awesome shirt. and um yeh. small boobies....thumbs up! 
hope yer doin aight.
v
hope yer doin aight.
v
x_doug_x:
i will have to look around and see what i can find, and i will let you know.
Dude. Missy was just on Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn. ROCK!
If Colin signs up for a membership on this site, I'm finding him. He is hot.
If Colin signs up for a membership on this site, I'm finding him. He is hot.
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hexe_____:
what!!!???? when? dude, figures...I stop watching that show and then it gets good. yeesh.
anyway, yep-love the shirt. tee hee. I'm just trying to find an appropriate time to wear it. I need a concert or something. or a friend to shoot a set of me in it. radness!
anyway, yep-love the shirt. tee hee. I'm just trying to find an appropriate time to wear it. I need a concert or something. or a friend to shoot a set of me in it. radness!
kevykev:
INFINITELYKATY said on MONDAY MAY 24 2004 3:00 PM
Today is my special day.
I've got twenty friends now. Not that that's some great milestone, but now my friends are listed in nice even columns. So no more OCD unevenness anxiety until I hit twenty-one.
Or nineteen again...
i hate to upset the balance but... :: friend request sent ::
Hey God, I think I'm your son...
Lennon >>> 5:30 Saturday Morning. I bought this cd totally on impulse, which I hardly ever do. I was just listening through it, went to visit her official website, and realized she's SG Lennon. Hah. My mind is blown.
I need to go take a nap.
Lennon >>> 5:30 Saturday Morning. I bought this cd totally on impulse, which I hardly ever do. I was just listening through it, went to visit her official website, and realized she's SG Lennon. Hah. My mind is blown.
I need to go take a nap.
x_doug_x:
wow, how crazy is that. fate works in strange ways.
and please dont take this the wrong way. but you are the just the cutest thing ever!
and please dont take this the wrong way. but you are the just the cutest thing ever!
schism13:
I'm adefinate slack ass as well, but you should definately see it. Adam Sandler is amazing in it, he can play depression very well.
Have you ever seen Dancer in the Dark? That's depressing as hell...
Yeah I'm 21, I thought I was coming on a little too hard there
Have you ever seen Dancer in the Dark? That's depressing as hell...
Yeah I'm 21, I thought I was coming on a little too hard there
Today is my special day.
I've got twenty friends now. Not that that's some great milestone, but now my friends are listed in nice even columns. So no more OCD unevenness anxiety until I hit twenty-one.
Or nineteen again.
Plus, I got invited to join ACDC, which means I must have tickled someone somewhere. For the betterment of the world through comedy, I really feel...
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I've got twenty friends now. Not that that's some great milestone, but now my friends are listed in nice even columns. So no more OCD unevenness anxiety until I hit twenty-one.
Or nineteen again.
Plus, I got invited to join ACDC, which means I must have tickled someone somewhere. For the betterment of the world through comedy, I really feel...
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schism13:
You're too hot to look like a twelve year old.
Can I be 21 one, can I, huh can I? please can I? Pick me, pick me.....
Can I be 21 one, can I, huh can I? please can I? Pick me, pick me.....
hexe_____:
hey! I just got the shirt in the mail today. Fuckin' rad. I'm gonna wear it to SGB if I get to go. 
I never thought I would actually laugh out loud at a beer commercial, but damnit, those Miller presidential debate ads are funny as shit.
Let me tell you a story about my grandparents. They had a refrigerator that they knitted themselves, out of yarn...
I think I've had enough commercials where old people tell me all about their reinvigorated sex lives, though. Yeah. I have....
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Let me tell you a story about my grandparents. They had a refrigerator that they knitted themselves, out of yarn...
I think I've had enough commercials where old people tell me all about their reinvigorated sex lives, though. Yeah. I have....
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user090512222222:
resident evil is silent hill for people without imagination.
are you in the SH group?
are you in the SH group?
user090512222222:
thats alright
i want your poster
i want your poster
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claudette1:
hey girlie. hope you're doing well...yeah i had some excellent feedback in the idea department. just gotta move to the new place and be able to find all my shit!!!!
if you check hopefuls from like 2 or 3 months ago, i'm in there. Claudette:70s....and like Claudette Rejected or something like that.....
PS can you take pictures?
if you check hopefuls from like 2 or 3 months ago, i'm in there. Claudette:70s....and like Claudette Rejected or something like that.....
PS can you take pictures?
unnecessaryz:
That's a dope-ass article. You know what's even doper? This.
Jesus.
Sirens have been going off about every five minutes for the past half hour.
This is the most hateful fucking weather I have ever witnessed.
Thankfully I got over my paralyzing fear of thunderstorms while I was still a kid. I just watched out my bedroom window as my neighbor's beautiful Dogwood tree got ripped out of the ground.
There are phone lines hanging...
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inabsentia:
Holy shit...that's nuts. We get stuff like that in Arkansas every now and then, but nothing like it here in Germany. At least not since I have been here.
slipinsin:
During the evening storm, a large tree fell about fifty feet up the road from my house, and took a telephone pole and power-line down with it. Some public works guys came and put up a roadblock consisting of two wooden, orange saw-horses and some yellow "do not cross" tape. The idiots in my neighborhood seem to think that "do not cross" really means "speed up and ram me". At least two dozen people have done this tonight... all of them slamming on their breaks once their headlights hit the tree and power-line draped across the road (at night, you can't really see it until you're about ten feet away from it, which is probably why the roadblock is there, but, oh well...)
I was in Walmart today, and, guess who I saw?... You walked right past me, with your sister, and, I'm guessing, your parents. I would have said "Hi", and introduced myself, but that would have pretty awkward... Hey, I know you! We both have memberships to that porn site! How ya' doing?!... Your sister looked at me for a second, and gave me a quick, mildly displeased look. But I'm used to that, so, no problem.
I was buying cleaning supplies. What were you and your family shopping for? (Just curious.)
Actually, even if we were to walk past each other one day when your sister and parents were not around, I probably still would not introduce myself, as I am a terrible conversationalist, and way too shy and socially inept to do something like that...
Bill Cosby is a funny guy. My Dad loved his comedy, and had several cassettes of his stuff that I listened to when I was a kid. Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up comic though. No one before or after could say "mother-fucker" with such style... Muuh Fucka! I found a box set of his albums at FYE. I was in tears laughing when I first heard "Wino & Junkie":
Wino (talking to Junkie): You betta' lay off that narcotic nigguh'! That shit dun' made you null and void... I ain't lyin' boy. What's wrong wit'chu'? You betta' straighten up and git a jahb!
Junkie: GIT A JAHB!? Mutha' fucka', you talkin' to The Kid, baby! Shit! I worked five years in a row when I was in the joint, pressin' them mutha' fuckin' license plates... I'm a license plate pressin' mutha' fucka' too baby! Shit. Where a nigguh' gonna' git a jahb out here pressin' license plates?
-Or-
Junkie: Shit, I saw this bitch, she was so fine, I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!
Oh, and in case you ever want to hear it, "Wino & Junkie" is on the album "That Nigger's Crazy"... And yeah, that's how he spelled it, and if anyone who reads this has a problem with me using it, you can kiss my mutha' fuckin' ass (that's what Richard would say, I do believe).
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I was in Walmart today, and, guess who I saw?... You walked right past me, with your sister, and, I'm guessing, your parents. I would have said "Hi", and introduced myself, but that would have pretty awkward... Hey, I know you! We both have memberships to that porn site! How ya' doing?!... Your sister looked at me for a second, and gave me a quick, mildly displeased look. But I'm used to that, so, no problem.
I was buying cleaning supplies. What were you and your family shopping for? (Just curious.)
Actually, even if we were to walk past each other one day when your sister and parents were not around, I probably still would not introduce myself, as I am a terrible conversationalist, and way too shy and socially inept to do something like that...
Bill Cosby is a funny guy. My Dad loved his comedy, and had several cassettes of his stuff that I listened to when I was a kid. Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up comic though. No one before or after could say "mother-fucker" with such style... Muuh Fucka! I found a box set of his albums at FYE. I was in tears laughing when I first heard "Wino & Junkie":
Wino (talking to Junkie): You betta' lay off that narcotic nigguh'! That shit dun' made you null and void... I ain't lyin' boy. What's wrong wit'chu'? You betta' straighten up and git a jahb!
Junkie: GIT A JAHB!? Mutha' fucka', you talkin' to The Kid, baby! Shit! I worked five years in a row when I was in the joint, pressin' them mutha' fuckin' license plates... I'm a license plate pressin' mutha' fucka' too baby! Shit. Where a nigguh' gonna' git a jahb out here pressin' license plates?
-Or-
Junkie: Shit, I saw this bitch, she was so fine, I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!
Oh, and in case you ever want to hear it, "Wino & Junkie" is on the album "That Nigger's Crazy"... And yeah, that's how he spelled it, and if anyone who reads this has a problem with me using it, you can kiss my mutha' fuckin' ass (that's what Richard would say, I do believe).
[Edited on May 23, 2004 12:26AM]
I've been on depakote for "mild juvenille epilepsy". I thought I was past being labeled "juvenile".
So, you're going to loan a tape to a guy that's a friend of another guy you just got back in touch with? As a media scrooge, I say this is foolish!