infinitelykaty

Mike: "Neil, why do you have a Star of David on your coffee table?"
Matt: "You're Jewish?"
Neil: "It's a Chinese Checkers board..."
Matt: "You're Chinese too!?"

I think everyone should know that I had a dream about Sita that was not sexual at all, and yet for some reason it totally made me cum.
I loves those dreams. Since no real touch can do it for me.
Oh shit, I forgot. I ran into Claudette downtown on NYE, and I snapped a picture with her. I told her I would post it here, and I haven't yet. I'll do that after I finish this stupid entry.
Which will be soon since I don't really have anything going on at the moment worth writing about. So instead, I'll share something that makes me very happy, and that is the genius hilarity of my friends: The #charmers.

[Quentin Tarantino in high school]
Mike: "Hey, hey, hey, you guys. I think I'm going to make a movie! Have you heard the word 'fuck'? I think I'm going to use that!"

Brad: "You see, that is the crux of my point. It is the...fulcrum...of...my inclined plane."

[it's for protection from GHOSTS]
AJ: "Ricky...you should get a quartz crystal and carve a clock out of it and hang it around your neck."
Me: "You'll be Rick E. Fresh."

Brad: "I can feel a headache coming on..."
Nessa: "Maybe your drink has too much estrogen in it."
Jordan: "Nessa just called you a girly drink drinker."

Neil: "Dr. Phil just needs to write a book called 'See, It's All Your Fault'. That's basically what everything he says boils down to. I'm waiting for him to freak out on his show one day...rip his bald cap off. He'll have bright yellow hair. Or be Oprah underneath."

Neil: "This guy came in the other day to buy that Big Mutha Truckers game. He kept calling it 'Big Mother Fuckers'. By accident...yeah sure. You and your nine kids with mullets take that home and have a heehaw good time. YOU'NS HAVE A GOOD TIME..."

[exhausted...hungry...after ten hours of Halo 2]
Damien: "I just want a McGriddle. That's all. I'll go up to the counter and slap it against the side of my face. 'Thanks, that's all I needed.' Some old guy is going to get hit with an egg splatter. What's their motto? 'McDonald's: Even old people can get hit in the face with an egg at seven in the morning.'"
Jordan: "Instead of 'McDonald's: I'm lovin' it.' it should be, 'McDonald's: I'm lovin' being a fat fuck.'"

[running out of trash talk on XBox live]
Damien: "Hey there, niglets. You guys are all going green! You're moss men. Moss men...go grow on a tree somewhere. You green lollipops. We got fucking Frogger over here. Hey, Mars...where are you friends Snickers and KitKat?"
Jordan: "I'm going to take a shit next to your feet!"

<{S}torm> UGH
<{S}torm> MY NIPPLE IS STILL ITCHY
<{S}torm> I'M GONNA CHOP IT THE FUCK OFF
<{S}torm> ITS DRIVING ME INSANE
<{S}torm> STOP ITCHING YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FUCK
<RobbyRob> like.. nipple crabs
<{S}torm> actually, rob
<{S}torm> you know what's funny
<{S}torm> my nipple started itching a few days after a girl licked it
<Dahlink> EW!
* Dahlink calls ralph
<RobbyRob> you have VD
<{S}torm> nipple VD
<{S}torm> weird
<{S}torm> cool though
<{S}torm> it was erotic
<RobbyRob> you have ghonernipplea
<LisaG> hahahaha
<{S}torm> I never thought having my nipples licked would feel good
<{S}torm> until a girl licked them
<{S}torm> and I was like
<{S}torm> that's right
<{S}torm> lick those nipples
<{S}torm> those big quarter sized nipples
<{S}torm> I like girls with mango sized nipples
<Dahlink> uhm.. sick?
<RobbyRob> uhhhhh
<Dahlink> yeah.
<Dahlink> EW
<Dahlink> AHHHHH
<LisaG> I'm laughing my ass off.
<{S}torm> you know the ones I'm talking about
* Dahlink falls off the face of the earth
<{S}torm> the kind of nipple you can't even fit in your mouth
<{S}torm> cause it's so big
<LisaG> ahahahahahaaha
<{S}torm> god I love a big fucking stretched out nipple
<{S}torm> Il ike to take the edges of it and just
<{S}torm> tug on it
<RobbyRob> eww.
<{S}torm> I like a nipple with rolls
<RobbyRob> no way.. small aereoles .. perky tic-tac nipples
<{S}torm> so you have to unfold it
<{S}torm> like a present
<{S}torm> i've never met a girl that was so fat she had rolls on her nipples
<LisaG> You're killing me.
<{S}torm> but I won't ever stop looking for one
<Dahlink> EW
<{S}torm> ONE DAY I WILL FIND YOU MY LOVE
<Dahlink> AHHHH
<Dahlink> that's freakin nasty dude
<LisaG> That's freakin funny.
<{S}torm> at least someone appreciates my humor
<LisaG> I love this channel.