Last night I went to Brad's house to gather with my friends. It was the first time I had seen them since returning from San Francisco.
God damn, they rule.
Brad almost broke me picking me up and swinging me around his driveway...hahaha. I'm a tiny twig thing! It was so nice to hear how much I had been missed, even though I had just seen them all Thursday night before I left.
When I got there it was just Brad, myself, my sister Erica, and my friends Stefy and Jason. A little later, new guy Mike showed up. My sister finally snagged a nice boyfriend, yay! Then came new girls, Jamie and Megan. They're fitting in nicely with our weirdness.
I went to snoop around upstairs, and while I did I heard my friends Taher, Neil, and Jordan arrive very loudly. This equaled a huge Katy grin. I love these guys! The gathering was complete.
I bounced down the stairs and stood there for a few seconds watching everyone, soaking in the rad.
I didn't feel them looking at me differently after what they all know happened on my trip. I don't think I was ever really worried that they would.
I think I'm surrounded by the most unique and wonderful crowd of people. While I was away, I couldn't help but notice that we relate to each other so differently from like...anyone else I've met. We have our own language.
It's hard to adjust to the outside world. I'm going to try though. Because a big piece of my happiness is out there.
Somewhere damn far away.
Because I always think these are weird and funny, here's a recent conversation I had with my friend Neil.
Neil: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=douche
Neil: 1. A jet or current of water or vapor directed upon some part of the body to benefit it medicinally; a douche bath.
::face palm::
Neil: So if I piss on some dude with a gun shot wound, I will be giving him a douche bath...?
fragiletoughgirl: Perhaps.
Neil: GAT! "AHHHH MY SPLEEN"
"HOLD ON SIR"
::ZIP::
:
ISS::
"HEY HEY HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
"I'M GIVING YOU A MEDICINAL DOUCHE BATH!"
fragiletoughgirl: hahaha
fragiletoughgirl: "To take a douche."
Neil: dude
fragiletoughgirl: "Yeah, you take a douche!!!"
fragiletoughgirl: BITCH.
Neil: HAHAHAHAHA
Neil: to administer or apply a douche to douche intransitive senses
Neil: OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Neil: God I hate dictionarys
fragiletoughgirl: "vaginal lavage"
Neil: Hey I wonder what Douche is!
Neil: An instrument for applying douche...
Neil: KTHX!
fragiletoughgirl: "I irrigate my vagina."
Neil: hahahahahahaha
Neil: :
ING:: TIME TO EVACUATE BODILY WASTE MATERIALS FROM MY VAAAAAAAGINNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Neil: hehe im gonna see if I can find a picture of a douche kit
Neil: then make a picture for a shirt
Neil: DOUCHE BAG!
fragiletoughgirl: "Gundam Douche"
Neil: WHAT TEH HELL!?
Neil: It folds into a 7 in one swiss army knife?
Neil: is it a universal remote as well? LoL
fragiletoughgirl: Don't you remember the night you, me, and Taher were driving around...talking about having to go to a drug store to buy a 27 piece Gundam douche kit...with purple trim.
Neil: OH YEAH
Neil: HAHAHHAHAAHHA
Neil: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: http://narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html
fragiletoughgirl: hahahaha
fragiletoughgirl: "5. Fix the rectal/vagina pipe with stop cock."
fragiletoughgirl: You know...
Neil: notice there is a part in there
Neil: STOP COCK
fragiletoughgirl: No.
Neil: hahaha
Neil: HAHAHAHAHAHAhAA NOTICE THE BUY NOW BUTTON
Neil: ::falls out of the chair::
Neil: DOUCHE BAG COCK STOP BUY NOW AT DOUCHEBAG.COM
fragiletoughgirl: hahaha
fragiletoughgirl: There's a shirt.
Neil: JESUS SHIT
fragiletoughgirl: "Ask me about my douche."
Neil: THIS FUCKING DOUCHE BAG KIT IS 31 BUCKS!
Neil: HAHAHA
fragiletoughgirl: You know.
fragiletoughgirl: Someone has already had to parody those Von Dutch hats with a Von Douche hat.
fragiletoughgirl: And if they haven't, I just came up with the most brilliant idea ever.
Neil: hahahaha
Neil: http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/ost/rpt97/OST1997AR72.HTML
Neil: i did a search on douche bag tech support
Neil: "We noticed a dramatic increase in DDRT's while using a purple trimmed ex-111 douche kit over the sapphire lavender ex-101's introduced last year at douchefest2k3."
fragiletoughgirl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Neil: fucking FDA
Neil: speak english
Neil: "The Panel concluded that changes in the labeling of vaginal douches, including warnings about the risk of PID associated with douching, were warranted. In addition, educational materials should be made available to practicing clinicians."
Neil: you mean to tell me that more than 2 people sat in a room and talked about douche bags! AND GOT PAID FOR IT!!!!!!!
fragiletoughgirl: I think this might be the weirdest conversation I've ever had.
God damn, they rule.
Brad almost broke me picking me up and swinging me around his driveway...hahaha. I'm a tiny twig thing! It was so nice to hear how much I had been missed, even though I had just seen them all Thursday night before I left.
When I got there it was just Brad, myself, my sister Erica, and my friends Stefy and Jason. A little later, new guy Mike showed up. My sister finally snagged a nice boyfriend, yay! Then came new girls, Jamie and Megan. They're fitting in nicely with our weirdness.
I went to snoop around upstairs, and while I did I heard my friends Taher, Neil, and Jordan arrive very loudly. This equaled a huge Katy grin. I love these guys! The gathering was complete.
I bounced down the stairs and stood there for a few seconds watching everyone, soaking in the rad.
I didn't feel them looking at me differently after what they all know happened on my trip. I don't think I was ever really worried that they would.
I think I'm surrounded by the most unique and wonderful crowd of people. While I was away, I couldn't help but notice that we relate to each other so differently from like...anyone else I've met. We have our own language.
It's hard to adjust to the outside world. I'm going to try though. Because a big piece of my happiness is out there.
Somewhere damn far away.
Because I always think these are weird and funny, here's a recent conversation I had with my friend Neil.
Neil: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=douche
Neil: 1. A jet or current of water or vapor directed upon some part of the body to benefit it medicinally; a douche bath.
::face palm::
Neil: So if I piss on some dude with a gun shot wound, I will be giving him a douche bath...?
fragiletoughgirl: Perhaps.
Neil: GAT! "AHHHH MY SPLEEN"
"HOLD ON SIR"
::ZIP::
:
ISS::
"HEY HEY HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
"I'M GIVING YOU A MEDICINAL DOUCHE BATH!"
fragiletoughgirl: hahaha
fragiletoughgirl: "To take a douche."
Neil: dude
fragiletoughgirl: "Yeah, you take a douche!!!"
fragiletoughgirl: BITCH.
Neil: HAHAHAHAHA
Neil: to administer or apply a douche to douche intransitive senses
Neil: OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Neil: God I hate dictionarys
fragiletoughgirl: "vaginal lavage"
Neil: Hey I wonder what Douche is!
Neil: An instrument for applying douche...
Neil: KTHX!
fragiletoughgirl: "I irrigate my vagina."
Neil: hahahahahahaha
Neil: :
ING:: TIME TO EVACUATE BODILY WASTE MATERIALS FROM MY VAAAAAAAGINNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Neil: hehe im gonna see if I can find a picture of a douche kit
Neil: then make a picture for a shirt
Neil: DOUCHE BAG!
fragiletoughgirl: "Gundam Douche"
Neil: WHAT TEH HELL!?
Neil: It folds into a 7 in one swiss army knife?
Neil: is it a universal remote as well? LoL
fragiletoughgirl: Don't you remember the night you, me, and Taher were driving around...talking about having to go to a drug store to buy a 27 piece Gundam douche kit...with purple trim.
Neil: OH YEAH
Neil: HAHAHHAHAAHHA
Neil: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: http://narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html
fragiletoughgirl: hahahaha
fragiletoughgirl: "5. Fix the rectal/vagina pipe with stop cock."
fragiletoughgirl: You know...
Neil: notice there is a part in there
Neil: STOP COCK
fragiletoughgirl: No.
Neil: hahaha
Neil: HAHAHAHAHAHAhAA NOTICE THE BUY NOW BUTTON
Neil: ::falls out of the chair::
Neil: DOUCHE BAG COCK STOP BUY NOW AT DOUCHEBAG.COM
fragiletoughgirl: hahaha
fragiletoughgirl: There's a shirt.
Neil: JESUS SHIT
fragiletoughgirl: "Ask me about my douche."
Neil: THIS FUCKING DOUCHE BAG KIT IS 31 BUCKS!
Neil: HAHAHA
fragiletoughgirl: You know.
fragiletoughgirl: Someone has already had to parody those Von Dutch hats with a Von Douche hat.
fragiletoughgirl: And if they haven't, I just came up with the most brilliant idea ever.
Neil: hahahaha
Neil: http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/ost/rpt97/OST1997AR72.HTML
Neil: i did a search on douche bag tech support
Neil: "We noticed a dramatic increase in DDRT's while using a purple trimmed ex-111 douche kit over the sapphire lavender ex-101's introduced last year at douchefest2k3."
fragiletoughgirl: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Neil: fucking FDA
Neil: speak english
Neil: "The Panel concluded that changes in the labeling of vaginal douches, including warnings about the risk of PID associated with douching, were warranted. In addition, educational materials should be made available to practicing clinicians."
Neil: you mean to tell me that more than 2 people sat in a room and talked about douche bags! AND GOT PAID FOR IT!!!!!!!
fragiletoughgirl: I think this might be the weirdest conversation I've ever had.
just wanted to stop in and say hello. love to see that things are going well for you.
~ the angel*