infinitelykaty

I don't like drama hanging around, so goodbye last entry.
I'll turn this one over to my rockingest ever friends, and an old #charmed log that still makes me laugh.

jerm: You know what really sucks?
jerm: I go into the local convenience mart today right
jerm: and I'm thinking to myself
jerm: "Man, I really want some juice"
jerm: I go back to the juice section
jerm: which is 3 racks, 6 across
jerm: 18 juice racks in total, with about 3 of them empty
jerm: so about 15 juice selections in total
jerm: anyhow
jerm: I start looking at the juices
jerm: apple.... no... orange... no.... strawberry kiwi.... yeah that's it
jerm: I lick my lips and I pickup the strawberry kiwi fruit juice container
FinnLteas: hell yeah strawberry kiwi
jerm: I look at the label (as I do with everything) and look at the ingredients
jerm: "This drink contains 15% juice"
jerm: 15% juice!! what the fuck is the other 85%? sugar, water, and what?
swos: lol
NessaChan: preservatives
jerm: you can't tell me that 85% of that container is motherfuckin sugar and water
jerm: I start searching
jerm: they all have 20% or less juice
jerm: the only 100% juices are orange and apple
jerm: fuck orange and apple
jerm: I want some motherfuckin strawfuckinberry and some mother ki fuckin wi and I want it 100% in juice form
jerm: please
jerm: god damn it
jerm: is that too much to ask for?
swos: Good job, jerm.
swos: I suppose you could always get the individual fruits and squeeze them.
NessaChan: that'd take for fricking ever
FinnLteas: real strawberry juice is actually a little bitter
jerm: fuck that
jerm: that's their job, that's why I pay 2 dollars a god damn bottle for juice
NessaChan: hahahah
jerm: and it's not even fucking juice
jerm: it's 85% of shit
jerm: my juice contains 85% shit
NessaChan: Jerm, I'm sure you eat other things that are only 15% of their real self
jerm: yeah but I'm talking about juice here god damnit
jerm: juice
jerm: fruit
jerm: juice
jerm: it goes together
jerm: fruit
jerm: juice
FinnLteas: heh not shit
jerm: not shit juice
jerm: not 85% of something fucking else juice
jerm: FRUIT MOTHERFUCKING JUICE
jerm: fruit motherfucking juice
NessaChan: hahahaha
jerm: jesus fucking christ
* FinnLteas hands you a cold, frothy glass of shit juice
swos: FinnLteas: You're sick.
NessaChan: word
* swos hands Taher a cold, flaccid dick.
jerm: fuck you and your fuckin shit juice, you frothy glass handing fuck
jerm: i just want some juice
jerm: that's all

Mah homies.
Golden.