I had a weird sex dream last night too, but I'm not going to tell you about it because you'll make fun of me.
Awww, come on.
Nooooo...you'll start calling me things like Grouchophile and Oscar-lover...I'm not telling you.
I just got home an hour and a half ago. We fucking beat the hell out of the 4th of July. We rocked it from high sun, to sunset, back to sunrise. I really need to shower now. So no long stories. I did top off my first #charmer photo album with fourteen new pics, including some friskiness in the woods, one awesome fireworks spectator shot, and the aftermath of a comment about stapling a guys balls to his...
I didn't finish it in the photo album and I'm not finishing it here. Use your imagination.
This is typed just the way my friend Jeremy wrote it on my Eat N Park placemat at two this morning:
all of the #charmers
know how to kick it,
we're the shit.
and we got style
like frogs got ribbit.
we're unbeatable,
like we're Yoda y'all.
but watch out for cameras
in the bathroom stalls.
you better watch out for our new bowling team,
we're gonna knock down more shit
than you've ever dreamed.
check out our badass fireworks.
we'll burn your ass worse
than marshmallows on a fork.
we're on fire,
we're the #charmers.
when you look us up,
it says five alarmer.
Yeah dogg.
I feel much love.
Awww, come on.
Nooooo...you'll start calling me things like Grouchophile and Oscar-lover...I'm not telling you.
I just got home an hour and a half ago. We fucking beat the hell out of the 4th of July. We rocked it from high sun, to sunset, back to sunrise. I really need to shower now. So no long stories. I did top off my first #charmer photo album with fourteen new pics, including some friskiness in the woods, one awesome fireworks spectator shot, and the aftermath of a comment about stapling a guys balls to his...
I didn't finish it in the photo album and I'm not finishing it here. Use your imagination.
This is typed just the way my friend Jeremy wrote it on my Eat N Park placemat at two this morning:
all of the #charmers
know how to kick it,
we're the shit.
and we got style
like frogs got ribbit.
we're unbeatable,
like we're Yoda y'all.
but watch out for cameras
in the bathroom stalls.
you better watch out for our new bowling team,
we're gonna knock down more shit
than you've ever dreamed.
check out our badass fireworks.
we'll burn your ass worse
than marshmallows on a fork.
we're on fire,
we're the #charmers.
when you look us up,
it says five alarmer.
Yeah dogg.
I feel much love.
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eat n puke, very good. the only one i can think of like that from around here is Hot and Now, we call it Warm and Soon.
and if you thought that entry was long, you shouldve seen the original. it was so long the computer couldnt handle it and it was lost in cyberspace. and i'm sure i missed a few details the second time around and this version was shorter.