infinitelykaty

"I feel like I just kissed Satan's ass."

"Write a book called 'How To Get Your Dick Sucked', and only guys with more than seven different pairs of prescription glasses will read it."

"Later tonight your asshole is going to pack it's bags and leave."

"For every four nice things a French person says, they have to say something negative. 'How are you? It's nice to meet you. Can I help you with anything? Here you go. You're a shithead.'"
"When you climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower, look out over Paris and imagine it filled with any other nationality. It will be a beautiful moment."

"It's so beautiful the way the moon glistens off the dead man's eyes."

"Remember the time we surfed to New Orleans? That was a bitchin' disco time."

"With this group, you can be hanging out with someone for two years and not know their name. But you'll get around to 'meeting' them eventually."
"It's true."
"That's the charm of being a charmer."

I am so fucking tired. I don't know how to possibly describe the radness that was my night right now. I just tried to with some quotes I could remember.
I'm the official quote keeper, and officially about to pass out in about three seconds.
My friend Dan gave me a mask from Germany. It was so cool, that I decided to play like I was one of Michael Jackson's kids. You'd better believe I kept it on all night.
I don't know if I got any strange looks, I didn't have a whole lot in the way of peripheral vision.
"Katy's being the weird one tonight. I dig it a lot."

I came home covered in sweat and pink glitter.
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