infinitelykaty

Ways to dub "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" for cable:
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps.
This is what happens when you puck a hockey player in the mask.
This is what happens when you play duck duck goose and you pass.
This is what happens when you shuck corn en masse.
This is what happens when you throw a guy named Chuck in the grass.
I had so much fun tonight.
My friend Neil called me at work and asked if I wanted to attend an impromptu hot wing meeting downtown. Since I haven't done the socializing thing with my friends in almost a month, I said something along the lines of "HELL FUCKING YES I WILL BE THERE!"
I'm so glad I did. I had almost forgotten how rad those people are.
Probably my favorite moment:

Our waitress walks away...
Me: ...She's hot.
Taher: Uh...yeah...I didn't say it.
Neil: Katy, nothing you say anymore shocks me. You could be sitting there screaming "My pussy is on fire! My pussy is on fire!!!"

She was hot.