An abortion doesn't mean you are un-pregnant, it means you're the mother of a dead baby
I saw that on someone's car a few weeks ago. I think that's way too fucking wordy for a bumper sticker. They could just get right to the point with VACUUM ABORTIONS SUCK.
Here's another day of funny courtesy of my The Onion calendar:
Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery
LOS ANGELES - Less than an hour after doctors discovered that the gland had become all screwy with the infections, legendary comedian Jerry Lewis underwent emergency surgery to remove his gefloigel Monday. "We had to go in through Mr. Lewis' schlaphlecky system, bypassing the oy-hayvel," said Dr. Jacob Weisz, Nice Mister Chief of Surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. "But in the end, we were able to get him all being better and healthy, you know." Doctors have prescribed Lewis several weeks of bedrest, with the sleeping and the flowers and the nice music and hrrrrrn.
I saw that on someone's car a few weeks ago. I think that's way too fucking wordy for a bumper sticker. They could just get right to the point with VACUUM ABORTIONS SUCK.
Here's another day of funny courtesy of my The Onion calendar:
Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery
LOS ANGELES - Less than an hour after doctors discovered that the gland had become all screwy with the infections, legendary comedian Jerry Lewis underwent emergency surgery to remove his gefloigel Monday. "We had to go in through Mr. Lewis' schlaphlecky system, bypassing the oy-hayvel," said Dr. Jacob Weisz, Nice Mister Chief of Surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. "But in the end, we were able to get him all being better and healthy, you know." Doctors have prescribed Lewis several weeks of bedrest, with the sleeping and the flowers and the nice music and hrrrrrn.
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"keep your fucking religions and opinions to your own pathetic existance"
with a smily face and "shit happens" next to it