infinitelykaty

Holy shit...that's nuts. We get stuff like that in Arkansas every now and then, but nothing like it here in Germany. At least not since I have been here.

During the evening storm, a large tree fell about fifty feet up the road from my house, and took a telephone pole and power-line down with it. Some public works guys came and put up a roadblock consisting of two wooden, orange saw-horses and some yellow "do not cross" tape. The idiots in my neighborhood seem to think that "do not cross" really means "speed up and ram me". At least two dozen people have done this tonight... all of them slamming on their breaks once their headlights hit the tree and power-line draped across the road (at night, you can't really see it until you're about ten feet away from it, which is probably why the roadblock is there, but, oh well...)

I was in Walmart today, and, guess who I saw?... You walked right past me, with your sister, and, I'm guessing, your parents. I would have said "Hi", and introduced myself, but that would have pretty awkward... Hey, I know you! We both have memberships to that porn site! How ya' doing?!... Your sister looked at me for a second, and gave me a quick, mildly displeased look. But I'm used to that, so, no problem.

I was buying cleaning supplies. What were you and your family shopping for? (Just curious.)

Actually, even if we were to walk past each other one day when your sister and parents were not around, I probably still would not introduce myself, as I am a terrible conversationalist, and way too shy and socially inept to do something like that...

Bill Cosby is a funny guy. My Dad loved his comedy, and had several cassettes of his stuff that I listened to when I was a kid. Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up comic though. No one before or after could say "mother-fucker" with such style... Muuh Fucka! I found a box set of his albums at FYE. I was in tears laughing when I first heard "Wino & Junkie":

Wino (talking to Junkie): You betta' lay off that narcotic nigguh'! That shit dun' made you null and void... I ain't lyin' boy. What's wrong wit'chu'? You betta' straighten up and git a jahb!

Junkie: GIT A JAHB!? Mutha' fucka', you talkin' to The Kid, baby! Shit! I worked five years in a row when I was in the joint, pressin' them mutha' fuckin' license plates... I'm a license plate pressin' mutha' fucka' too baby! Shit. Where a nigguh' gonna' git a jahb out here pressin' license plates?

-Or-

Junkie: Shit, I saw this bitch, she was so fine, I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!

Oh, and in case you ever want to hear it, "Wino & Junkie" is on the album "That Nigger's Crazy"... And yeah, that's how he spelled it, and if anyone who reads this has a problem with me using it, you can kiss my mutha' fuckin' ass (that's what Richard would say, I do believe).

[Edited on May 23, 2004 12:26AM]

"What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bill Cosby is the man times 12. Sweet Jesus. You ARE a supergenius...keep that up.

i remember watching the bill cosby hbo special when i was younger. i think it was called bill cosby himself. funny stuff.

LOL, that is too cool. i must have a copy. hope you didnt miss my other comment, i was leaving it just as you updated.

peace of ass. i like it. 16 years eh? you remind me, i'll be all old and senile then, but youve got my vote. but this time, maybe nader again. or maybe bush, cuz i do not like kerry, and i really think a "regime change" in this country might not be the best thing right now.

and i thought everyone here was a bush hating hippie. God bless you.

and yes she is AMAZING!!!

and youre not bad yourself

can you imagine a set of you in a spring thunderstorm?! i can, HOT STUFF!

Quite a few people have recommended that I see American Splendor. Once I pay off the fortune in late fees I owe to every video place in town, I'll be sure to rent it... If I remember correctly, that was another one that I wanted to see in the theater, but it left before I got the chance...

thats SO funny when you say you look like your 12. i'm 23 and people always say i look 16 or 17, but to make matters worse i'm only 5 feet tall,sux.

Somtimes more people than you think read your journal but don't leave any comments. I thought that no one read my journal when I first joined, so I recycled an old entry that I thought was pretty good. You'd have thought I re-introduced the Nazis to the world what with the shit people gave me. This is a great place if you're a writer who's looking to blow off some non-narrative steam.