"I feel like I just kissed Satan's ass."
"Write a book called 'How To Get Your Dick Sucked', and only guys with more than seven different pairs of prescription glasses will read it."
"Later tonight your asshole is going to pack it's bags and leave."
"For every four nice things a French person says, they have to say something negative. 'How are you? It's nice...
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"Write a book called 'How To Get Your Dick Sucked', and only guys with more than seven different pairs of prescription glasses will read it."
"Later tonight your asshole is going to pack it's bags and leave."
"For every four nice things a French person says, they have to say something negative. 'How are you? It's nice...
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hexe_____:
gorgeous photo! and I'm still gonna do a mix cd, I'm just one hell of a procrastinatrix.
hellocentral:
i'm dying to see how it looks. i really, really wanna order one too. hehe.
Ways to dub "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" for cable:
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps.
This is what happens when you puck a hockey player in the mask.
This is what happens when you play duck duck goose and you pass.
This is what happens when you shuck corn en masse....
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This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps.
This is what happens when you puck a hockey player in the mask.
This is what happens when you play duck duck goose and you pass.
This is what happens when you shuck corn en masse....
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I finally heard from my friend Jeremy for the first time in a month. He's alive! We were supposed to meet for coffee today, but he called...wait, I called him and he cancelled at the last minute. Tomorrow I guess I'm going to his new place.
I woke up this morning because the power had shut off. I'm a light sleeper. I guess somewhere in...
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I woke up this morning because the power had shut off. I'm a light sleeper. I guess somewhere in...
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hexe_____:
all right, sweet-I'll get to making one this week.
I've been on depakote for "mild juvenille epilepsy". I thought I was past being labeled "juvenile".
I've been on depakote for "mild juvenille epilepsy". I thought I was past being labeled "juvenile".
unnecessaryz:
Dude, I just saw that fucking sweet testimonial you left me! I'm a big jerk because I'm always forgettting about those.
So, you're going to loan a tape to a guy that's a friend of another guy you just got back in touch with? As a media scrooge, I say this is foolish!
So, you're going to loan a tape to a guy that's a friend of another guy you just got back in touch with? As a media scrooge, I say this is foolish!
Roses by the gallon!
I'm wearing pink socks with monkeys on them, a watch with three underpants gnomes, and I bought a new bra today. I love buying bras. Even if I am a Raisins girl. It's the most fun chickly activity.
Now I'm sitting here typing nonsense and trying to play Silent Hill 3 at the same time. Did I mention I played through...
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I'm wearing pink socks with monkeys on them, a watch with three underpants gnomes, and I bought a new bra today. I love buying bras. Even if I am a Raisins girl. It's the most fun chickly activity.
Now I'm sitting here typing nonsense and trying to play Silent Hill 3 at the same time. Did I mention I played through...
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kikka:
oh buy bras for me..i hate doing that. no actually i never wear them- no boobs.
but the care, ain't that granada grand? '75, and so not mine :/ but thank you!
the red baron kisses your hands
but the care, ain't that granada grand? '75, and so not mine :/ but thank you!
the red baron kisses your hands
seanbaby:
Your profile fantasy is giving me the meanest hard-on. I mean, this thing is grumpy!
An abortion doesn't mean you are un-pregnant, it means you're the mother of a dead baby
I saw that on someone's car a few weeks ago. I think that's way too fucking wordy for a bumper sticker. They could just get right to the point with VACUUM ABORTIONS SUCK.
Here's another day of funny courtesy of my The Onion calendar:
Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency...
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I saw that on someone's car a few weeks ago. I think that's way too fucking wordy for a bumper sticker. They could just get right to the point with VACUUM ABORTIONS SUCK.
Here's another day of funny courtesy of my The Onion calendar:
Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency...
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toneski:
i see bumper stickers all over the place that have way too much information on them...i want to run a line of stickers that say...
"keep your fucking religions and opinions to your own pathetic existance"
with a smily face and "shit happens" next to it
"keep your fucking religions and opinions to your own pathetic existance"
with a smily face and "shit happens" next to it
toneski:
i actually make stickers for a profession, along with signs and shit, lets come uip with something completely rude and get rich. love the HAR HAR
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volkov:
that is an awesome shirt. and um yeh. small boobies....thumbs up! 
hope yer doin aight.
v
hope yer doin aight.
v
x_doug_x:
i will have to look around and see what i can find, and i will let you know.
Dude. Missy was just on Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn. ROCK!
If Colin signs up for a membership on this site, I'm finding him. He is hot.
If Colin signs up for a membership on this site, I'm finding him. He is hot.
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hexe_____:
what!!!???? when? dude, figures...I stop watching that show and then it gets good. yeesh.
anyway, yep-love the shirt. tee hee. I'm just trying to find an appropriate time to wear it. I need a concert or something. or a friend to shoot a set of me in it. radness!
anyway, yep-love the shirt. tee hee. I'm just trying to find an appropriate time to wear it. I need a concert or something. or a friend to shoot a set of me in it. radness!
kevykev:
INFINITELYKATY said on MONDAY MAY 24 2004 3:00 PM
Today is my special day.
I've got twenty friends now. Not that that's some great milestone, but now my friends are listed in nice even columns. So no more OCD unevenness anxiety until I hit twenty-one.
Or nineteen again...
i hate to upset the balance but... :: friend request sent ::
Hey God, I think I'm your son...
Lennon >>> 5:30 Saturday Morning. I bought this cd totally on impulse, which I hardly ever do. I was just listening through it, went to visit her official website, and realized she's SG Lennon. Hah. My mind is blown.
I need to go take a nap.
Lennon >>> 5:30 Saturday Morning. I bought this cd totally on impulse, which I hardly ever do. I was just listening through it, went to visit her official website, and realized she's SG Lennon. Hah. My mind is blown.
I need to go take a nap.
x_doug_x:
wow, how crazy is that. fate works in strange ways.
and please dont take this the wrong way. but you are the just the cutest thing ever!
and please dont take this the wrong way. but you are the just the cutest thing ever!
schism13:
I'm adefinate slack ass as well, but you should definately see it. Adam Sandler is amazing in it, he can play depression very well.
Have you ever seen Dancer in the Dark? That's depressing as hell...
Yeah I'm 21, I thought I was coming on a little too hard there
Have you ever seen Dancer in the Dark? That's depressing as hell...
Yeah I'm 21, I thought I was coming on a little too hard there
Today is my special day.
I've got twenty friends now. Not that that's some great milestone, but now my friends are listed in nice even columns. So no more OCD unevenness anxiety until I hit twenty-one.
Or nineteen again.
Plus, I got invited to join ACDC, which means I must have tickled someone somewhere. For the betterment of the world through comedy, I really feel...
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I've got twenty friends now. Not that that's some great milestone, but now my friends are listed in nice even columns. So no more OCD unevenness anxiety until I hit twenty-one.
Or nineteen again.
Plus, I got invited to join ACDC, which means I must have tickled someone somewhere. For the betterment of the world through comedy, I really feel...
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schism13:
You're too hot to look like a twelve year old.
Can I be 21 one, can I, huh can I? please can I? Pick me, pick me.....
Can I be 21 one, can I, huh can I? please can I? Pick me, pick me.....
hexe_____:
hey! I just got the shirt in the mail today. Fuckin' rad. I'm gonna wear it to SGB if I get to go. 
I never thought I would actually laugh out loud at a beer commercial, but damnit, those Miller presidential debate ads are funny as shit.
Let me tell you a story about my grandparents. They had a refrigerator that they knitted themselves, out of yarn...
I think I've had enough commercials where old people tell me all about their reinvigorated sex lives, though. Yeah. I have....
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Let me tell you a story about my grandparents. They had a refrigerator that they knitted themselves, out of yarn...
I think I've had enough commercials where old people tell me all about their reinvigorated sex lives, though. Yeah. I have....
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user090512222222:
resident evil is silent hill for people without imagination.
are you in the SH group?
are you in the SH group?
user090512222222:
thats alright
i want your poster
i want your poster
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claudette1:
hey girlie. hope you're doing well...yeah i had some excellent feedback in the idea department. just gotta move to the new place and be able to find all my shit!!!!
if you check hopefuls from like 2 or 3 months ago, i'm in there. Claudette:70s....and like Claudette Rejected or something like that.....
PS can you take pictures?
if you check hopefuls from like 2 or 3 months ago, i'm in there. Claudette:70s....and like Claudette Rejected or something like that.....
PS can you take pictures?
unnecessaryz:
That's a dope-ass article. You know what's even doper? This.
yes-we should be very hush hush...you know...the mystery and all.
and i certainly would be interested in the other book, i need all the help i can get.