infidel

O.K. Take this quiz...pick a or b

Girl poo -
a) thats gross
b) mmmmmm......girl poo

Much information can be gleaned from this answer, believe it or not.
Actually, I think its the smell......
Oh, everyone likes the pee jokes but bring up no. 2 and the back doors slam...so to speak......

I am being dragged kicking and screaming through the holiday festivities...you see.....i will always enjoy smoking a joint on the way home from a big Thanksgiving dinner more than the dinner itself....more self-gratification with my clothes on...

That's another thing....the old topic of self abuse...ya' know...making the bald man cry....it used to be a little out of control but now I can barely find the time...but seriously, when things are going as good as they are now..who needs it....(did I mention I love my girlfriend more than I love myself - and that's saying something.) Everyone should be so lucky...

But as my intellectual heir, Woody Allen said, " Don't knock masturbation...it's sex with somebody I love.."

Cat update...she's taken to sleeping on the kitchen table which normally I wouldn't allow. But, given her advanced age, 19, I'm giving her a break...

Remember....
Love cats children..