Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

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Today we saw Charlie and the Chocolate factory, my opinion on said film is inconsequential, however:

We got to the theater, coughed up 4 bucks for a soda and were about to head in when I realized, I ought to make a pre-emptive strike against my bladder and take a piss.

I stroll into the restroom and freeze in my tracks as I notice the muscular, surfer gentleman fixing his hair in the mirror.
"Oh shit, is this NOT the women's bathroom?!" I blurt out in embarassment. blush
He looks at me surprised, and barely containing his laughter at my mistake replies: "Dude, this is the MENS room!"

I rush out with my hand over my mouth and check the signs. Sure enough, the stick figure on the door was wearing a dress. It WAS the little girl's room!

I come back in, the guy raises his eyebrows nonchalantly in scorn.
"Have you noticed the lack of urinals?" I queary.
A still moment of contemplation passed in slow motion as he glanced around the room...
"Fuck!" he replies as he bolted for the door.

Awesome. biggrin
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t_dd:
ya country bar. actually when i was out there wednesday they had a house band that played metallica, rhcp, weezer, and all sorts of other non-country stuff, so i think they only do that on weekends? it was a young crowd. the ladies make $50 for winning a mud wrestling match, and $25 for losing
slut_free_youth:
yeah, i definetly like to chase them, especially when they dont understand a single word im screaming. its quite the fun time.

i was quite pleased getting into my car and seeing the thermometer only saying "98"... that was almost worth getting teared up about, haha.

xoxo

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