indigoboy

Ah yes - someday soon, she will be mine.
Because:
a) I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to own a pink scooter.
b) I'm big enough to beat most people up that would question my masculinity and/or choise of pink scooter.
c) Pink is more visible to the careless numbnuts who I will be sharing the road with.
d) I figure a pink scooter is less likely to be stolen since many thieves will foolishly assume it will somehow "turn them gay."
e) Mrs. indigoboy will love it, and likely never let me drive it.