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I am the saddest!

May 3, 2014
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Last Sunday, I was asked to be a "Bacardi Girl" for my restaurant's 9th year anniversary party, and obviously, I said yes! I had the best time! My best friend and I were pretty much bartenders on the golf course and made drinks for everyone coming up to swing at hole 9. Not to mention we looked super cute in our Bacardi golf outfits. All fun must come to an end though and about halfway through the golf tournament I realized OH SHIT I DIDNT PUT ON SUNSCREEN! yeah. Biggest regret of my life. Now do I not only have a FARMERS tan, I also have a white block on my forearm from my wristband, pretty much permanent knee-high socks *from the back only -.-* and the worst sunburn on my boobs.... which makes them look funny hahaha. I can do nothing but laugh....

HOW DO YOU EVEN OUT A TAN?

Here's some weirdly tanned boobs, hahaha. Hope you're all having a great day <3

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
bitterashell:
Oooooh,  sunburns suck! Sounds like a fun day, but Jeebus I feel for you and your lovely boobs!
May 22, 2014
robertbluesman:
eep! mind your groceries dear ;)
Jun 5, 2014

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