In response to toothpickmoe's very one sided coverage of So You Think You Can Dance Top 20, I will cover the men. With honey and......I mean give my opinion about their 'ahem' talent.
But First! Wayne is real cute:
And don't forget Otis:
Ok, the boys of SYTYCD.
What the hell is with all the neck gear? Most of them are wearing accent scarves. I mean dancing is gay but geeeeez.
This is Evan. He does Broadway. And I adore his spirit and general positivity. I think we'd be friends. It was sad when his brother didn't get a spot in the 20, but I guess there is such a thing as TOOOOOO MUCH Broadway. Ask Tyce DiOrio.
Oh Phillip. You have popped and locked your way into my heart and I will love you always.
Brandon, Mia is pissed at you for some reason....is it the empty behind that lackluster smile and those limpid brown pools of...well...eyes? Did you give her 'tude? Because I think you move like cat and I could watch you all day.
But this is Tony.
We are very deeply in love.
He is tall.
Funny.
Nerdy.
And tries sooooooooooooo hard. I hope he can keep up with the trained-since-they-were-five dancers. Otherwise he can come be my houseboy.
Catagory: Who the fuck are these dudes?
oh wait, he might be good, but I can't tell yet.
Haitians are hot.
Call me what you will. I fucking hate Russisan Ballroom Dancers. Ugh.
Two more in the WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? department:
And I'm spent.
But First! Wayne is real cute:
And don't forget Otis:
Ok, the boys of SYTYCD.
What the hell is with all the neck gear? Most of them are wearing accent scarves. I mean dancing is gay but geeeeez.
This is Evan. He does Broadway. And I adore his spirit and general positivity. I think we'd be friends. It was sad when his brother didn't get a spot in the 20, but I guess there is such a thing as TOOOOOO MUCH Broadway. Ask Tyce DiOrio.
Oh Phillip. You have popped and locked your way into my heart and I will love you always.
Brandon, Mia is pissed at you for some reason....is it the empty behind that lackluster smile and those limpid brown pools of...well...eyes? Did you give her 'tude? Because I think you move like cat and I could watch you all day.
But this is Tony.
We are very deeply in love.
He is tall.
Funny.
Nerdy.
And tries sooooooooooooo hard. I hope he can keep up with the trained-since-they-were-five dancers. Otherwise he can come be my houseboy.
Catagory: Who the fuck are these dudes?
oh wait, he might be good, but I can't tell yet.
Haitians are hot.
Call me what you will. I fucking hate Russisan Ballroom Dancers. Ugh.
Two more in the WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? department:
And I'm spent.
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Your entry amuses me, and I like how you've turned the table on that guy of yours.