i just made some awesome vegan chili. it was my first time making chili. i am totally amazing. i don't have anything interesting to talk about, so here... i'll give you my incredible vegan chili recipe.
-2 big cans of diced tomatoes (like 30 oz. or some shit.)
-1 15 ounce can of black beans , drained and rinsed well.
-1 15 ounce can of white northern (or cannelini) beans, drained and rinsed well.
-1/2 15 ounce can of corn, drained.
-1 medium onion, chopped.
- 3 or 4 cloves of garlic, minced.
-about a handful of textured vegetable protein.
- 1 jalapeno, chopped. (more if you're crazy)
-salt, pepper, chili powder, cumin, oregeno to taste.
-corn meal.
-okay, so get a big fuckin' pot and put a little olive oil in it, like a tablespoon or something like that. put the burner on a little higher than medium, and when that shit's hot, throw the onions & garlic in there and cook 'em for few minutes. before the garlic burns, dump in the tomatoes and jalapeno, and stir it all around.
-season that shit. turn the heat to medium-low and cook for 20-30 minutes, stirring occasionally.
-dump in the beans, corn and TVP, and add some water to the pot if it lookslike there's not enough liquid for all that shit in there (i think i probably added 2-3 cups of water when i made it.). re-adjust the seasonings, turn the heat to low and cook for another 15-20 minutes... checking every few minutes.
- if it looks kinda watery when you check on it, adding a little corn meal like a teaspoon at a time and stirring it around will thicken it up and make it actually look like chili, not tomato water. i probably used 2 teaspoons of corn meal during this last part.
- when everything's all tender and all them flavors have mixed with each other, dump that shit out into bowls and eat the fuck out of it with some bread or somethin. make sure to force it upon your friends, too, because this recipe will make more than you will know what to do with. this will also be good if you're poor, because it'll cost you like 5 bucks and you'll either feed yourself for a week, or feed 10 of your cheapskate friends for a night.
-2 big cans of diced tomatoes (like 30 oz. or some shit.)
-1 15 ounce can of black beans , drained and rinsed well.
-1 15 ounce can of white northern (or cannelini) beans, drained and rinsed well.
-1/2 15 ounce can of corn, drained.
-1 medium onion, chopped.
- 3 or 4 cloves of garlic, minced.
-about a handful of textured vegetable protein.
- 1 jalapeno, chopped. (more if you're crazy)
-salt, pepper, chili powder, cumin, oregeno to taste.
-corn meal.
-okay, so get a big fuckin' pot and put a little olive oil in it, like a tablespoon or something like that. put the burner on a little higher than medium, and when that shit's hot, throw the onions & garlic in there and cook 'em for few minutes. before the garlic burns, dump in the tomatoes and jalapeno, and stir it all around.
-season that shit. turn the heat to medium-low and cook for 20-30 minutes, stirring occasionally.
-dump in the beans, corn and TVP, and add some water to the pot if it lookslike there's not enough liquid for all that shit in there (i think i probably added 2-3 cups of water when i made it.). re-adjust the seasonings, turn the heat to low and cook for another 15-20 minutes... checking every few minutes.
- if it looks kinda watery when you check on it, adding a little corn meal like a teaspoon at a time and stirring it around will thicken it up and make it actually look like chili, not tomato water. i probably used 2 teaspoons of corn meal during this last part.
- when everything's all tender and all them flavors have mixed with each other, dump that shit out into bowls and eat the fuck out of it with some bread or somethin. make sure to force it upon your friends, too, because this recipe will make more than you will know what to do with. this will also be good if you're poor, because it'll cost you like 5 bucks and you'll either feed yourself for a week, or feed 10 of your cheapskate friends for a night.
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but ideally, chili would be cooked all day or even more so it gets really thick of its own accord. and you don't have to add cornmeal.
but yeah- I saw that 'PAPARYAN' was somebody's friend, so I said hey, I'll bet I know who that is.
so hey.