christmas. wah.
-stina got me a robo sapien and it is totally awesome. it burps and farts and freaks out my pets.
-my mom stuffed me full of tofu and delicious vegan cheesecake and gave me even more to take home. she loves me.
-i've decided in an effort to de-fatten myself, i'm going to stop masturbating altogether and do push-ups and crunches instead. for real. now that i've posted this, i have to stay true to my word. for at least a month.
-if i've learned nothing else this holiday season, it's that i am terrible at thinking of/getting good presents.
-stina got me a robo sapien and it is totally awesome. it burps and farts and freaks out my pets.
-my mom stuffed me full of tofu and delicious vegan cheesecake and gave me even more to take home. she loves me.
-i've decided in an effort to de-fatten myself, i'm going to stop masturbating altogether and do push-ups and crunches instead. for real. now that i've posted this, i have to stay true to my word. for at least a month.
-if i've learned nothing else this holiday season, it's that i am terrible at thinking of/getting good presents.
in an effort to de-fatten myself, i'm going to stop masturbating altogether and do push-ups and crunches instead. for real.
I just want you to know...it doesn't work. But..good luck, anyway.
[Edited on Dec 29, 2005 6:24PM]