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Glendale, AZ

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An exchange heard earlier this evening while I was working at the bar:

Native American customer: (extremely intoxicated) Hey, give me one of those cigarettes you have there.

Girl: Give me at least a quarter for one. Cigarettes aren't cheap.

Native American customer: I gave you my land, and you can't give me a cigarette?

Girl: I'm pretty sure you didn't give me shit, Bums Cigarettes From White Man.

Sometimes you hear some pretty funny shit in a bar.

Off to Vegas. Be back Tuesday.
egon:
have fun in vegas. If you need anything while you're there, just holler
Sep 3, 2005

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