"Wow...I didn't know we were such good friends, Ronna. Because if we were, you would know I give head before I give favors. And I didn't give my best friends head, so the chances of you gettin a favor are pretty fuckin slim..."
-- Todd, from the movie,"GO"

Watching "GO", smoking out, and doing laundry. I could think of better things to do with my Saturday evening, but not many. Clean laundry smell is great. I hardly do my laundry, so I so rarely get that clean smell high...

I'm thinking of sending in my application to the Vatican. I hear they have a position open. Can anyone tell me how I, persanally, can become the Pope? Like, I know all the Carinals and elections and blah, blah. But I need the fast track, man. I got some ideas that'll shake up the Catholic church. Like - like - instead of those little wafers, they give out Altoids. I feel like the body of Christ should be refreshing. And instead of molesting young boys and ruining their lives, priests should be allowed to have sex and get married. And the gay thing - I'm telling you, I can start a revolution.

ME FOR POPE! ME FOR POPE! ME FOR POPE! ME FOR POPE!