"Everybody knows that the dice are loaded,
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows that the war is over,
Everybody knows the good guys lost."
-- Leonard Cohen
In the words of a great man, "Today was a good day." Ice Cube would be considered a great man, right? I'm talking old school, NWA, "Doughboy" Ice Cube. Not "We Be Clubbin", "Are We There Yet?", middle aged Ice Cube. This is all besides the point, though. My point is that today was a bloody good day.
I got to see one of the funniest mother fucking comedians ever, Dave Attell. He's the guy that does Insomniac and has been in such great films as Pootie Tang and...ok, I can only think of Pootie Tang but dammit, I think that movie is way funny.
Anyways, Dave Attell. Funny as fuck. Well worth the money I spent. Before I went to see that shit, I washed clothes, cleaned my bathroom, and smoked some decent weed. I feel that I've been quite productive today.
After the comedy show, some of my friends came back to my apartment and we were talking about different first times. Everybody thought I was a jackass because I told them about the first time i had a boob in my mouth. I was like, "HOORAY!! Titties!" But then, after a while, I was like, "This tastes like skin..." I don't know, I think I was disappointed. I fully expected it to taste like candy or something tasty. Don't get me wrong, I was still well into the "HOORAY" mode and was very glad that this young lady would allow me to play with her boobies in such a manner, but obviously I was far too immature to appreciate the decliciousness of it all.
I think that's what I'm going to use this for. Just to post random ass shit.
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows that the war is over,
Everybody knows the good guys lost."
-- Leonard Cohen
In the words of a great man, "Today was a good day." Ice Cube would be considered a great man, right? I'm talking old school, NWA, "Doughboy" Ice Cube. Not "We Be Clubbin", "Are We There Yet?", middle aged Ice Cube. This is all besides the point, though. My point is that today was a bloody good day.
I got to see one of the funniest mother fucking comedians ever, Dave Attell. He's the guy that does Insomniac and has been in such great films as Pootie Tang and...ok, I can only think of Pootie Tang but dammit, I think that movie is way funny.
Anyways, Dave Attell. Funny as fuck. Well worth the money I spent. Before I went to see that shit, I washed clothes, cleaned my bathroom, and smoked some decent weed. I feel that I've been quite productive today.
After the comedy show, some of my friends came back to my apartment and we were talking about different first times. Everybody thought I was a jackass because I told them about the first time i had a boob in my mouth. I was like, "HOORAY!! Titties!" But then, after a while, I was like, "This tastes like skin..." I don't know, I think I was disappointed. I fully expected it to taste like candy or something tasty. Don't get me wrong, I was still well into the "HOORAY" mode and was very glad that this young lady would allow me to play with her boobies in such a manner, but obviously I was far too immature to appreciate the decliciousness of it all.
I think that's what I'm going to use this for. Just to post random ass shit.