Last night while I was dreaming, I fell in love with an 18 year old prostitute named April. I woke up seriously sad she was gone.
I've heard of never ever falling in love with a prostitute, but i'm not sure what the saying is behind dreamwhores.
It kinda reminds me of all the situations hallmark doesn't make cards for like: "Sorry your lover neglected to mention the herpes" and "So your doctor found a polyp?"
I guess mine would be along the lines of "The prostitute you fell in love with in a dream last night left you to rot in the unforgiving clutches of reality and you still miss her you sick fucked up bastard, and what's worse is you know it's fucked up and still don't seem to care, seek help"
Or something like that. It may or may not be too specific to ever see print, maybe a bit too sadistic, but its' heart's in the right place, and isn't that what hallmark cards should be all about?
I've heard of never ever falling in love with a prostitute, but i'm not sure what the saying is behind dreamwhores.
It kinda reminds me of all the situations hallmark doesn't make cards for like: "Sorry your lover neglected to mention the herpes" and "So your doctor found a polyp?"
I guess mine would be along the lines of "The prostitute you fell in love with in a dream last night left you to rot in the unforgiving clutches of reality and you still miss her you sick fucked up bastard, and what's worse is you know it's fucked up and still don't seem to care, seek help"
Or something like that. It may or may not be too specific to ever see print, maybe a bit too sadistic, but its' heart's in the right place, and isn't that what hallmark cards should be all about?