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Tuesday Apr 20, 2010

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New fun website to keep me up while I'm in chat. lol

Not Always Right

WIN

Here's some fun ones:



Customer: Hey, can you help me find this book?

Me: Sure.

(He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.)

Customer: Thanks! Howd you do that so fast?

Me: Well, Ive worked here awhile, and the books are all in alphabetical order by authors name.

Customer: What do you mean?

Me: Alphabetical order. Like the alphabet song? You know, As before Bs?

(He looks confused, but then widens his eyes.)

Customer: The letters actually go in that order? I thought that song was just to remember them all!








Customer: Somethings wrong with my vision. Im not seeing well at all.

Me: Did this happen suddenly, or gradually?

Customer: When I woke up this morning, everything is blurry!

(I look up her file, and see that she had had an exam and purchased glasses in the previous month.)

Me: So, even with your new glasses, everything is blurry?

Customer: Well, no. Its fine with my glasses on. But I have worn them for a whole month! Shouldnt my eyes be better by now?

Me: Maam, the glasses make your vision better, but only if you are wearing them.

Customer: What kind of a quack doctor do you have there? Thanks for nothing!







(An oddly-dressed man approaches my concessions stand, looking a bit worried.)

Me: Hi there, how may I help you?

Customer: What time is it?

Me: About a quarter to 11.

Customer: But what time EXACTLY is it?

Me: Ahits exactly 10:47, sir.

Customer: AM or PM?

Me: Um, AM.

Customer: Thank you! And what day is it?

Me: Its Tuesday, sir.

Customer: No, no! What is the day of the month?

Me: Its July 14th.

Customer: Thank you. What is the year?

Me: Um, 2009.

Customer: 10:47 am on July 14th, 2009? Oh no, Im late!







Customer: I keep seeing a charge for $9.99 on my account. Why do you people keep charging me $9.99?

Me: Sir, that charge is coming not from us, but from GGW.

Customer: What the h*** is GGW? People are stealing my money and you do nothing! So what the h*** is GGW?

(I have seen the charge for GGW before. I usually just use the abbreviation to spare the customer.))

Me: Sir, GGW stands for Girls Gone

Customer: Oh yeah. Never mind I remember nowuhbye. *click*







Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?

Caller: Im the number one web developer in Atlanta. I have a client base and I wanted to peruse your products. How do I get to your website?

Me: Our website is [site name] dot com.

Caller: Where do I type that?

Me: In your web browser, sir.

Caller: Found it! Is the dot in dot com a period?

Me: Yes, sir.

Caller: I typed it, now what do I do?

Me: Hit Enter, sir.

Caller: I dont see that on my screen.

Me: Its on your keyboard, sir.





Me: Okay, your total is $189.14. Cash or credit?

Customer: Cash. *hands me $200 American*

Me: Oh, Im sorry. We dont accept US currency.

Customer: Why not?

Me: Because this is Canada.

Customer: Last time I was in Canada I used American cash.

Me: Well, sir, that place probably accepted different currencies. I can only accept Canadian.

Customer: I dont have any! I only have Visa.

Me: We accept Visa.

Customer: Wait! Let me get this straight: you wont accept my American cash, but youll accept an American credit card?

Me: Yes.

(He throws the card at me. I swipe it through and he gathers his bags.)

Customer: This is ridiculous. When did Canada get its own currency, anyway?


That last one was for you Mitch tongue


Anyway, I've got 6 weeks to find a job and get enough money to move into a new apartment with my friend Rose. I'm super excited for her to move here and I am going to be much happier not living in the same house as the ex anymore. Not that he's a bad guy or anything, it's just too rough. Anyway, I haven't been all that active on SG the past 5 days or so because of PRIDE FESTIVAL! Slots came with me the first day and took some awesome pictures. I am going to steal them...so you can all see. smile


(meeting at mah schoool)


(sidewaaaaaays)


(Deeda && Ashley)


(omg storm trooper!!!)


(kinky?)


(Chester Cheetah is gay!!!)



(They were AMAZING at Single Ladies)


(Supa Soaka)


(We're so hooood)

Haha was a great time but we both got sunburnt. frown I have some awesome tanlines from my flip flips too. lol

We saw my work BGF Kelly and danced with him...such a blast!



(WOW look at my lobster face!)


Anyway, I have been having some amazing conversations with people lately, and I love it. All my lovely chatters, I <3 you. Now, if the 30th would come around so I could chat with my fave again, that would be great.


Kthxbai!
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
slots:
hey lady you need to post up the new stressbomb blog
Apr 29, 2010
slots:
soo fail hahaha geuss you gave up again
May 1, 2010

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