New fun website to keep me up while I'm in chat. lol
Not Always Right
WIN
Here's some fun ones:
Customer: Hey, can you help me find this book?
Me: Sure.
(He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.)
Customer: Thanks! Howd you do that so fast?
Me: Well, Ive worked here awhile, and the books are all in alphabetical order by authors name.
Customer: What do you mean?
Me: Alphabetical order. Like the alphabet song? You know, As before Bs?
(He looks confused, but then widens his eyes.)
Customer: The letters actually go in that order? I thought that song was just to remember them all!
Customer: Somethings wrong with my vision. Im not seeing well at all.
Me: Did this happen suddenly, or gradually?
Customer: When I woke up this morning, everything is blurry!
(I look up her file, and see that she had had an exam and purchased glasses in the previous month.)
Me: So, even with your new glasses, everything is blurry?
Customer: Well, no. Its fine with my glasses on. But I have worn them for a whole month! Shouldnt my eyes be better by now?
Me: Maam, the glasses make your vision better, but only if you are wearing them.
Customer: What kind of a quack doctor do you have there? Thanks for nothing!
(An oddly-dressed man approaches my concessions stand, looking a bit worried.)
Me: Hi there, how may I help you?
Customer: What time is it?
Me: About a quarter to 11.
Customer: But what time EXACTLY is it?
Me: Ahits exactly 10:47, sir.
Customer: AM or PM?
Me: Um, AM.
Customer: Thank you! And what day is it?
Me: Its Tuesday, sir.
Customer: No, no! What is the day of the month?
Me: Its July 14th.
Customer: Thank you. What is the year?
Me: Um, 2009.
Customer: 10:47 am on July 14th, 2009? Oh no, Im late!
Customer: I keep seeing a charge for $9.99 on my account. Why do you people keep charging me $9.99?
Me: Sir, that charge is coming not from us, but from GGW.
Customer: What the h*** is GGW? People are stealing my money and you do nothing! So what the h*** is GGW?
(I have seen the charge for GGW before. I usually just use the abbreviation to spare the customer.))
Me: Sir, GGW stands for Girls Gone
Customer: Oh yeah. Never mind I remember nowuhbye. *click*
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Caller: Im the number one web developer in Atlanta. I have a client base and I wanted to peruse your products. How do I get to your website?
Me: Our website is [site name] dot com.
Caller: Where do I type that?
Me: In your web browser, sir.
Caller: Found it! Is the dot in dot com a period?
Me: Yes, sir.
Caller: I typed it, now what do I do?
Me: Hit Enter, sir.
Caller: I dont see that on my screen.
Me: Its on your keyboard, sir.
Me: Okay, your total is $189.14. Cash or credit?
Customer: Cash. *hands me $200 American*
Me: Oh, Im sorry. We dont accept US currency.
Customer: Why not?
Me: Because this is Canada.
Customer: Last time I was in Canada I used American cash.
Me: Well, sir, that place probably accepted different currencies. I can only accept Canadian.
Customer: I dont have any! I only have Visa.
Me: We accept Visa.
Customer: Wait! Let me get this straight: you wont accept my American cash, but youll accept an American credit card?
Me: Yes.
(He throws the card at me. I swipe it through and he gathers his bags.)
Customer: This is ridiculous. When did Canada get its own currency, anyway?
That last one was for you Mitch
Anyway, I've got 6 weeks to find a job and get enough money to move into a new apartment with my friend Rose. I'm super excited for her to move here and I am going to be much happier not living in the same house as the ex anymore. Not that he's a bad guy or anything, it's just too rough. Anyway, I haven't been all that active on SG the past 5 days or so because of PRIDE FESTIVAL! Slots came with me the first day and took some awesome pictures. I am going to steal them...so you can all see.
(meeting at mah schoool)
(sidewaaaaaays)
(Deeda && Ashley)
(omg storm trooper!!!)
(kinky?)
(Chester Cheetah is gay!!!)
(They were AMAZING at Single Ladies)
(Supa Soaka)
(We're so hooood)
Haha was a great time but we both got sunburnt.
I have some awesome tanlines from my flip flips too. lol
We saw my work BGF Kelly and danced with him...such a blast!
(WOW look at my lobster face!)
Anyway, I have been having some amazing conversations with people lately, and I love it. All my lovely chatters, I <3 you. Now, if the 30th would come around so I could chat with my fave again, that would be great.
Kthxbai!
Not Always Right
WIN
Here's some fun ones:
Customer: Hey, can you help me find this book?
Me: Sure.
(He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.)
Customer: Thanks! Howd you do that so fast?
Me: Well, Ive worked here awhile, and the books are all in alphabetical order by authors name.
Customer: What do you mean?
Me: Alphabetical order. Like the alphabet song? You know, As before Bs?
(He looks confused, but then widens his eyes.)
Customer: The letters actually go in that order? I thought that song was just to remember them all!
Customer: Somethings wrong with my vision. Im not seeing well at all.
Me: Did this happen suddenly, or gradually?
Customer: When I woke up this morning, everything is blurry!
(I look up her file, and see that she had had an exam and purchased glasses in the previous month.)
Me: So, even with your new glasses, everything is blurry?
Customer: Well, no. Its fine with my glasses on. But I have worn them for a whole month! Shouldnt my eyes be better by now?
Me: Maam, the glasses make your vision better, but only if you are wearing them.
Customer: What kind of a quack doctor do you have there? Thanks for nothing!
(An oddly-dressed man approaches my concessions stand, looking a bit worried.)
Me: Hi there, how may I help you?
Customer: What time is it?
Me: About a quarter to 11.
Customer: But what time EXACTLY is it?
Me: Ahits exactly 10:47, sir.
Customer: AM or PM?
Me: Um, AM.
Customer: Thank you! And what day is it?
Me: Its Tuesday, sir.
Customer: No, no! What is the day of the month?
Me: Its July 14th.
Customer: Thank you. What is the year?
Me: Um, 2009.
Customer: 10:47 am on July 14th, 2009? Oh no, Im late!
Customer: I keep seeing a charge for $9.99 on my account. Why do you people keep charging me $9.99?
Me: Sir, that charge is coming not from us, but from GGW.
Customer: What the h*** is GGW? People are stealing my money and you do nothing! So what the h*** is GGW?
(I have seen the charge for GGW before. I usually just use the abbreviation to spare the customer.))
Me: Sir, GGW stands for Girls Gone
Customer: Oh yeah. Never mind I remember nowuhbye. *click*
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Caller: Im the number one web developer in Atlanta. I have a client base and I wanted to peruse your products. How do I get to your website?
Me: Our website is [site name] dot com.
Caller: Where do I type that?
Me: In your web browser, sir.
Caller: Found it! Is the dot in dot com a period?
Me: Yes, sir.
Caller: I typed it, now what do I do?
Me: Hit Enter, sir.
Caller: I dont see that on my screen.
Me: Its on your keyboard, sir.
Me: Okay, your total is $189.14. Cash or credit?
Customer: Cash. *hands me $200 American*
Me: Oh, Im sorry. We dont accept US currency.
Customer: Why not?
Me: Because this is Canada.
Customer: Last time I was in Canada I used American cash.
Me: Well, sir, that place probably accepted different currencies. I can only accept Canadian.
Customer: I dont have any! I only have Visa.
Me: We accept Visa.
Customer: Wait! Let me get this straight: you wont accept my American cash, but youll accept an American credit card?
Me: Yes.
(He throws the card at me. I swipe it through and he gathers his bags.)
Customer: This is ridiculous. When did Canada get its own currency, anyway?
That last one was for you Mitch
Anyway, I've got 6 weeks to find a job and get enough money to move into a new apartment with my friend Rose. I'm super excited for her to move here and I am going to be much happier not living in the same house as the ex anymore. Not that he's a bad guy or anything, it's just too rough. Anyway, I haven't been all that active on SG the past 5 days or so because of PRIDE FESTIVAL! Slots came with me the first day and took some awesome pictures. I am going to steal them...so you can all see.
(meeting at mah schoool)
(sidewaaaaaays)
(Deeda && Ashley)
(omg storm trooper!!!)
(kinky?)
(Chester Cheetah is gay!!!)
(They were AMAZING at Single Ladies)
(Supa Soaka)
(We're so hooood)
Haha was a great time but we both got sunburnt.
I have some awesome tanlines from my flip flips too. lolWe saw my work BGF Kelly and danced with him...such a blast!
(WOW look at my lobster face!)
Anyway, I have been having some amazing conversations with people lately, and I love it. All my lovely chatters, I <3 you. Now, if the 30th would come around so I could chat with my fave again, that would be great.
Kthxbai!
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