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(207): She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
(551): Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
(512): in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
(615): my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
(415): Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
(248): Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
(859): you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
(269): We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
(301): My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
(845): he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
(410): She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
(617): i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
(217): you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
(636): Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
(315): can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
(604): Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
(479): I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
(416): we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
(931): dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
(847): my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Happy Holidays everyone.
Cuz I am!
(207): She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
(551): Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
(512): in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
(615): my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
(415): Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
(248): Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
(859): you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
(269): We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
(301): My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
(845): he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
(410): She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
(617): i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
(217): you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
(636): Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
(315): can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
(604): Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
(479): I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
(416): we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
(931): dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
(847): my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Happy Holidays everyone.
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paddywhack:
how has your day been?
paddywhack:
my day was okay. nothing that cool. nothing that bad. just a day.