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impysh78

Dallas,TX

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Friday Apr 16, 2004

Apr 16, 2004
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Must work out today!!!!! If I don't go someone please shoot me. Yesterday I took a two hour long nap in the middle of the evening. So, needless to say working out was cancelled. Then I was planning on going to 80's night to shake my butt and whimped out on that, too. Today I got up early and I've already had plenty of coffee so I have no excuse.
Tomorrow it's off to work again. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Do some shots for me ya'll. I'll be busy at work until Monday night.
Later! kiss
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grizz3rd:
I know you work extra hard during the weekend. I just hope your work goes fast and you can squeeze a couple pints of Guiness in somewhere
Apr 17, 2004
grizz3rd:
Since you work all weekend here is a joke to satrt the week off with.

Pulling Teeth

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist
examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going
to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few
minutes."

The man grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not
having any shot!"

So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."

The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a
couple of days. I'm not having gas."

So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water,
"Here," he says. "Take this pill."

The man asks "What is it?"

The doc replies, "Viagra."

The man looks surprised, "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.

"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to
hang on to while I pull your tooth."
Apr 19, 2004

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