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imporeo

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Butchering other peoples horoscopes for your own (and others) amusement

Mar 2, 2015
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Ok so I have posted this in the appropriate area but for those who don't frequent there here is what I do sometimes when i am bored and feel like killing what is apparently about an hour (and may do again)

My apologies but looks like the one directly above is a bit hazy so i'll translate:

Cancer: The odd folk like conflict.If someone says disagree, we refer to opinion. Who knows. Hornets might get stirred up if contentious opinions were expressed. But then it might be bees of meaningful agreement. The Moon suggests you should fear March.

Leo: Millionaires lose. paupers cure. Whilst we all imagine that we feel better that is false. Improvement would flee. True peace can be paid for but it the full moon now strongly suggests you are nearer to your forest.

Virgo: Have an opinion? We know what we think and we do our best to live yet not exist. Prevailing like a wider moron we prefer a deliberate ddefiance rather that accident. You are now important. I eat you.

Ps. Yes my sanity is questionable

sertraline:
this sooo reminds me of doing mad libs haha
Mar 3, 2015
imporeo:
Yes @sertraline except they give you the space to write in your silliness
Mar 3, 2015

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