I am at a restaurant called The New Zealander in Alameda, to celebrate my friend Ian's birthday. I barely know most of these people, so I don't feel too bad about blogging.
They have this burger from hell, which, among other things, includes pineapple, pickled beets and a fried egg. Lamb instead of beef is optional. Being a glutton, I had to try it.
So with my first bite, I apparently punctured the egg, producing what I can only describe as an explicit comeshot of hot yolk from my wrist to my elbow. It was.... unexpected. Premateur eggulation, if you will.
Anyway, the burger itself was tasty, but I had to relate that.
They have this burger from hell, which, among other things, includes pineapple, pickled beets and a fried egg. Lamb instead of beef is optional. Being a glutton, I had to try it.
So with my first bite, I apparently punctured the egg, producing what I can only describe as an explicit comeshot of hot yolk from my wrist to my elbow. It was.... unexpected. Premateur eggulation, if you will.
Anyway, the burger itself was tasty, but I had to relate that.
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slyderule:
Premature eggulation is a sign that you polish your rock sculpture to much. (Or is it that you think about polishing your rock sculpture without doing it.)
btb4:
OK, so first rule of bar food - check the yolks first.