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Every few weeks, I cross paths with a mexican ice cream vendor. They ride around on these little cycles with a freezer compartment, full of ice cream bars. It's never the same guy, but always the same ice cream. There are many flavors, but the important one is Coconut. Eeeez gooooooood. Also, it costs a buck.

I can never predict when I'm going to run into one of these guys. Sometimes a few days, sometimes a few weeks. But every time I run into one, I buy a coconut bar. I'm a big guy, I'm trying to lose weight, and I'm doing quite a bit better in my snacking habits, but I always buy a coconut bar. Because they're very tasty, and I never know the next time I'm going to get one. Winter's coming, so it might be quite a long time.

This is not a metaphor, it's a fat guy eating ice cream.