imouse

I'm sitting at a local coffee shop that I like very much. I don't usually come here during the day, but it's a lazy Sunday and I'm not doing anything more important. So what the hell.

I like the Queen Bean, but I've finally recognized a problem with the place: Their chairs do not fit my ass. I cannot sit in a way such that one cheek is not directly on one of the metal seat supports. It feels like it's hitting bone, too, so I'm pretty sure it's the chair that's too small, and not merely a question of my being a fat guy.

I will continue to come here, but my ass will object.