imonfire

and god came forth and said, "Moses, you drunken bastard!. Do you have any idea how long it took for me to think those up? And you smashed them! From this day forward your menfolk shall suffer a painful ritual known as a bris!" and then moses beget larry, who didnt really do a whole lot which is why no one really heard of him. but man could he play the ancient Hebrew version of quarters. oh larry, how you could drink. and that led to many unsanctioned begettings. im going to shut up now.