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Friday Feb 04, 2005

Feb 4, 2005
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once i travelled to nepal. there i decided to do what every man with adventure in his heart dares to do. i climbed mount everest. but the thrill was spoiled by a sherpa on our descent as we were set upon by a ferocious mountain yetti. the sherpa struck at the yetti with a garden rake. all i could think was why did a sherpa have a garden rake? he has no garden, this regions climate is not conducive to most garden variety plants. and then i realized that the sherpa had most likely stolen the rake. and at that point the sherpa declared "I saw it coming." and was devoured by the yetti. with its hunger satiated, the yetti allowed me to pass to the base peacefully. but that theiving shirpa ruined the whole experience. i wonder if i spelled shirpa right? wink
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facet5:
i wanted to add something wise and cred grabbin, but was scared it would get labelled as 'aggresive' advertising.
Nevertheless your story is obviously bollucks. i mean where whould a sherpa get a garden rake? Its not like there are a lot of leaf producing trees in the himalyas?
Feb 9, 2005
imonfire:
was that suppossed to be cred grabbin? or was it wise? why did ralph macchio have to paint that fence? did anyone get that karate kid reference? how about now?
Feb 9, 2005

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