imonfire

i think i need to shave. badly. i grew in a mustache so people would quit telling me i look like bam margera (who i dont resemble in the fuckin least) but with a stache and goatee plus the dark hair people start saying i look like a different celeb. im not saying who b/c some people might say im just glorifying myself even though im not b/c im not really a huge fan of said celeb b/c my ex used to say i looked like himand she had an entire wall in her bedroom devoted to this particular star and only one picture of me. its understandable. we only dated for a year while this guy makes movies. i need to drink. and it is only nine thirty in the morning. is that bad? i tell you what is bad. trying to shave while drunk. dangerous in that funny sort of way. maybe bam and his buddies should try it. they get paid to do stupid and dangerous shit. plus those guys probably have wicked insurance. i dont like my pic. i just dont have a current shot. i have wicked blue hair. i dont know any celebs with blue hair. fuck famous people. rambling on and on and on. usually the booze helps keeps these things short. but it is nine thirty in the morning. oh well. gotta start sometime. now i just gotta get up and go get some.