just can not get this picture thing to work. shit. wait a second. there must be a faq page on such a site as this. hold it. that seems to be the spot. oh yeah, right there. try blacking out while this image is chasing you through an unfamiliar house.
then i started thinking who might win in a battle royale, hasselhoff or tom selleck? i had this weird dream where there was lots of name calling and sand castle destruction and then kit called magnum a pussy and all hell broke loose from there. weird. really fucking weird. who would win in a fight between hasselhoff and selleck, who will rule the beaches of hawaii? and what, for a laugh at nostalgia, we throw jack lords into the mix and really spice things up? the carnage would be enough to make a priest shoot up. there could be no god if such a conflict was entertained on the mortal plane. how did i get to this sort of shit?

then i started thinking who might win in a battle royale, hasselhoff or tom selleck? i had this weird dream where there was lots of name calling and sand castle destruction and then kit called magnum a pussy and all hell broke loose from there. weird. really fucking weird. who would win in a fight between hasselhoff and selleck, who will rule the beaches of hawaii? and what, for a laugh at nostalgia, we throw jack lords into the mix and really spice things up? the carnage would be enough to make a priest shoot up. there could be no god if such a conflict was entertained on the mortal plane. how did i get to this sort of shit?