Saturday Jul 16, 2005

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the once and future shogun has returned. pray that my homecoming does not smell of vengeance.
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allycat_13:
That makes total sense. biggrin
joenobody:
oh, how i missed your witty comments. smile

Monday Mar 14, 2005

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when i get a new computer i will be back with a vengeance. with a vengeance . . . a mean one.
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chrisdryad:
Will you hurry up and get a computer wink it's been ages dude.
allycat_13:
BOO!!!!!! eeek tongue biggrin skull

Tuesday Feb 15, 2005

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and god came forth and said, "Moses, you drunken bastard!. Do you have any idea how long it took for me to think those up? And you smashed them! From this day forward your menfolk shall suffer a painful ritual known as a bris!" and then moses beget larry, who didnt really do a whole lot which is why no one really heard of him....
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joenobody:
yea, i miss my medusa touch... frown
allycat_13:
yea, i miss my medusa touch...
That just sounds eerie. wink tongue biggrin
Hope all is well at the home front Mr.

Thursday Feb 10, 2005

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if i had a superpower it would be that people would always tell the truth around me. i dont think many people would talk to me. and since silence is golden, id be a very rich man.
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leylei:
if i had super powers they would be to be able to turn into a big rabbit
allycat_13:
That reminds me of Bart flying a kite out in the middle of the night.
"Hello mother dear."
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We'll see then about bowling.

Wednesday Feb 09, 2005

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celebrating the diversity of the word.
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facet5:
Hey thanks , was reminded of a friend who claimed that the word was an ancient part of our language and therefore wsa acceptable in general use... I thought I would have a look.

etymology of word 'fuck'

The short verion is probably Celtic and possibly Egyptian.

Who gives a fuck anyway?
facet5:
It was late, I thought you might find it funny. shrug.

Incase you got the wrong idea - matey who suggested to me that 'fuck' is ancient English might be called a 'tramp' by some. He has a bone in his nose, and tangly hair and lives outdoors with his dogs. He a fucking beautiful man who thinks that inhibiting the use of the word 'fuck' is wrong and an infringement of his rights as a descendent of the tribes of UK. Although a clever man it unlikely that he would be called a scholar.

Friday Feb 04, 2005

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once i travelled to nepal. there i decided to do what every man with adventure in his heart dares to do. i climbed mount everest. but the thrill was spoiled by a sherpa on our descent as we were set upon by a ferocious mountain yetti. the sherpa struck at the yetti with a garden rake. all i could think was why did a sherpa...
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facet5:
i wanted to add something wise and cred grabbin, but was scared it would get labelled as 'aggresive' advertising.
Nevertheless your story is obviously bollucks. i mean where whould a sherpa get a garden rake? Its not like there are a lot of leaf producing trees in the himalyas?
imonfire:
was that suppossed to be cred grabbin? or was it wise? why did ralph macchio have to paint that fence? did anyone get that karate kid reference? how about now?

Wednesday Feb 02, 2005

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BY THE BLOOD OF NASTRODAMUS!

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leylei:
wot is it? confused
imonfire:
some weird spanish movie. i think. or maybe its a church flyer. who knows?

Monday Jan 31, 2005

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i feel very odd. my drinking buddy is gone. shipped himself off to austin. which is for the best considering he hated it in north texas. but its like i lost a part of me. that twinkle in my eye will never be as bright as it used to be. or maybe im afraid that since my last drinking buddy has gone, that i will...
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leylei:
cheer up sugar puff, dressing up as a pirate is always fun ARRR!!!
allycat_13:
Pirates are fun, I had a friend tell me about a pirate musical. How fun would that be to go to.
You going to be at the galleria this thursday? I want to see as many people fall down as possible so I don't feel so dumb myself when I fall flat on my ass. tongue

Friday Jan 28, 2005

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ill be homest while im writing this. im in tears. streaming down my cheeks. i just opened up to a friend of mine and he listened to my my cracked ass stories for three hours. nothing is more liberating than a friend who will listen unjudgementally for hours on end. im there for anyone who needs to dump. it feels so great to have someone...
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zephyra:
that's beautiful.
joenobody:
i'd have to say that i have no idea about that.

Tuesday Jan 25, 2005

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sinus infections are shit. and so is the lady who gave me a hard time at the grocery store for buying beer and sinus medication. poop on her fat head. tell me whats going on in your world folks. before this medication kicks in and i forget who i am.
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joenobody:
thanks, it's good to know that other people went through the same thing. as i got bigger, i got hit less. the only thing he's done recently is make empty threats.
i could kick his ass now. i am a giant.
leylei:
awww poorly kiss
lady smells, when i'm in the US, i will find her for you and beat her with like, chesse???

you can't make toast in a shower silly, the toast will get soggy confused
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