I woke up from a nap, and my cat was staring at me from across the room, which is fine...but I don't like the way he was sharpening that knife 😒
Between the ages of 19 and 20, I lived in South Korea. Now, the area of S. Korea I lived in, didn't offer much in the way of leisure activities on the weekends. So every weekend for a year, I found myself skateboard jousting in the hallway of the building I lived in, or setting my roommate's (very) hairy arms on fire with lighter fluid,...
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Below is my favorite picture of my deployment to Iraq. I have always, and will always, love animals. And for some reason, animals usually love me, too. We were on a patrol through the city, when we spotted this camel tied up at a gas station, so we pulled over to...
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, the second richest person in the world, and the big giant head from "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"
is paying to have a 95 year old bridge in the Netherlands dismantled. Why? So he can get his big-ass sail boat out of the city of Rotterdam. City officials are obviously focusing on the positives: the creation of jobs and taking money
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I've been feeling really down lately. It feels like the people in my life only keep me around for what I can do for them, and no-one really cares what might be going on with me. It's a hard feeling to explain if you haven't been there yourself, but at times I absolutely crave connection with another person, while at the same time, wanting to...
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