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It's no big secret that I'm hopelessly biased, and truly believe that every set she uploads should immediately be chosen as Set of the Day. But @olgakulaga's most recent set, FOLLOW ME, is objectively beautiful. The bold red and black of her outfit and hair, set against a (mostly) white background, is immediately eye-catching, and draws you in to the beauty of the model...
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I'm 39 years old, and have never had a passport... until today. You might be asking, "But, Mike, I've read about some of your exploits overseas, in your younger days. How is that possible?". I'll tell you. I don't think I'm giving away any big State Secret by telling you that American service members don't need a passport to travel abroad. Our military IDs served...
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I answered these in a comments section, but was tagged by @olgakulaga, and I can't deny her anything 😅.

1. Sweet

2.Trick

3. I answered vampires before (the scary kind, not the ridiculously handsome sparkly kind), but werewolves have always really been my favorite.

4. I don't like caramel or candied apples, sorry 🤷🏻

5.Haunted house

6. Scary stories (it's a campfire thing 😁)

7.
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I may have served and literally fought for my country, but I never released a half-assed, cliché music video that not-so-vaguely threatens violence. God bless you, Kid Rock, you magnificent fake redneck. Your contribution to America's greatness is incalculable. You can watch the greatest terrible piece of shit 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 ever seen HERE.

I'm of course talking about my dear friend @amoxi. Her journey as a Hopeful started not long after this website did, and it's well past time for that journey to end, and a new one as an official Suicide Girl to start. To paraphrase the late, great Smokey the Bear (he 𝘪𝘴 dead, right?) "Only 𝘺𝘰𝘶 can help turn Amoxi pink." And you can start...
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I really can't say enough about the jaw-dropping, heart-pounding beauty of @olgakulaga. Her physical appeal is matched only by the lightness of her spirit. But she needs an extra little push with her latest sets. Her latest edition, FOLLOW ME, shot by the lovely @natalia_randle , is hovering just shy of 2k likes (1900)

Describing this set as playful, raw sex appeal, doesn't 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯
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Rather than post some long, self-indulgent blog about today, I'll simply say this: take a few quiet moments to yourself today, think about what happened and how it effected the lives of those around you, even if you yourself weren't directly effected. And also, maybe thank a Vet today, we sure as hell haven't forgotten. How could we?

Time to throw my hat in the ring before it's too late, but I had to wait and see who would tag me in their appreciation posts (I'm secretly super petty like that 😂). I'll start off with a couple names that will be very familiar to anyone who's read my blogs before: @olgakulaga and @shameless. Yes, they're models here, but also members of the...
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@olgakulaga has a smile that could tempt anyone to turn their back on Paradise, and back dimples that could make you forget your own name. If the Devil looked 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 as good as her, no-one could blame Adam 𝘰𝘳 Eve for leaving the Garden of Eden. I'm of course talking about her new set FOLLOW ME. Picking a favorite set of hers is like...
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