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The Numbers Game ๐Ÿ“

Apr 28, 2023
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The Numbers Game ๐Ÿ—’๏ธโœ๏ธ
No-one tagged me (I hope because I was on hiatus ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚), but I'm stealing it from @amoxi because it seems fun, and it's a chance to humble-brag about certain stuff ๐Ÿคฃ
Tattoos........................ a lot. More than a dozen, less than 100
Piercings..................... 0, but I accidentally puncture myself at work A LOT
Marriages.................... 0
Divorces...................... 0
Proposals.................... 1 (kinda... long story)
Children....................... 0
Surgeries..................... 2, one heart surgery as a baby, and one botched knee surgery as an adult (technically the heart surgery should have prevented the knee surgery, but that's another long story ๐Ÿ˜…)
Shot a gun................... Literally countless times. I've qualified expert on weapons systems ranging from side arms, all the way to anti-tank missiles, and would requalify on almost a monthly basis in the Army
Quit a job..................... Fuck. Yes.
100+miles in a car...... I would drive the 800 mile round trip between Ft Campbell and my home in Ohio every weekend, so yes
Hit a deer.................... Once, the deer was fine, the car was not
zip lining...................... Once
Cried over someone.... Yes, recently ๐Ÿ˜ข. Pity me ๐Ÿ˜‚
Fallen in love............... 3 times
Watched someone give birth... No
Watched someone die..... Thankfully, I've never actually been physically present in the room, but come VERY close, several times
Been to Canada......... Sadly, 0
Ridden in an ambulance..... Passenger on one trip, been an "ambulance driver" on a few more
Visited Las Vegas....... Nope, never appealed to me ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป
Sang karaoke.............No
Been downhill skiing....... No
Ridden on a horse....... No
Stayed in a hospital..... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’จ yes
Donated blood............. 0. Apparently, the people with the buckets around Christmas, "only take change," and, "get out of here, weirdo" ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’
I'll tag @headshot @rare @shameless and @adam_bovary (sorry if you have been already, I was away for a while)
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imnotferris:
@amoxi, I'm afraid what you might plan if I hadn't had surgery or ridden in an ambulance before ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Apr 28, 2023
rare:
Letโ€™s go horse riding? ๐Ÿฅฐ I actually did that few days ago but thank you for thinking about me ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’– hope youโ€™re doing alright!!
Apr 28, 2023

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